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posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if you drive down this road on a day were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then you might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is said to be easy to recognize cause if its summer or winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones you can find in the stores. according to the story,if you drive up along side her and roll down the window you might hear her singing,the song some people around here say is gloomy sunday. if you interrupt her asking the question before she finished the song,its said that her answer would be "i can't Remember" then the next town you enter you will be arrested for the kidnap and the murder of this girl. however if you wait for her to finish and then ask the question being "when did it last snow" and this is to be asked no matter what season it is, she will give you 1 of 3 possible answers. if she says "thursday" you will continue to drive as if nothing happened but though you will be able to see and control you actions,it will be through a thick fog as you were asleep,you will live out the rest of your life in this empty dream state and when you die your soul will be condemned to a black emptiness. if the answer is "today" you are far more fortunate,you will continue to your destination without event and upon returning home,you will find that your greatest wish has been realized. however if her answer is "last friday" .... then may whatever entity controls your fate have mercy on you. you will vanish for over a year no one will have the slightest clue of where you are,and your family in despair will give you up for dead,then on friday during the following year snow melt,your body will be found hanging from an old black spruce in one of 3 swamps,your face will have been eaten away and your body in such state of decay you will only be identified by your dental records, your spirit however will be trapped in that forest to walk on the road everyday when the sun is so bright that everything seems black and white, how do i know this? i have never done this myself only heard the stories but i also lived up here for most of my life, but i can tell you this, 6 years ago this entity was a little boy then they found my sister.
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posted by -SkySplitter-
Legend of Zelda Rap: By Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen you f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't you think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...
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Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are you doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't you know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, you don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.

And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword...
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posted by Tailsfan99
Frozen," the latest Disney musical extravaganza, preaches the importance of embracing your true nature but seems to be at odds with itself.

The animated, 3-D adventure wants to enliven and subvert the conventions of typical Disney princess movies while simultaneously remaining true to their aesthetic trappings for maximum merchandising potential. It encourages young women to support and stay loyal to each other—a crucial message when mean girls seem so prevalent—as long as some hunky potential suitors and adorable, wise-cracking creatures also are around to complete them.

It all seems so...
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