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posted by misscrazel
#1
I thought I could rule the world,
I thought I would impress the gods,
But I fell so quickly at your feet,
I sing this song for you,
Helpless I will sing for you,
And live with impressing the king,

No one will compare to you,
You have no competition,

But you just won’t notice me,
Notice me,
I can change for you,

Please notice me,
I am begging you,
I’m in love with you,
Notice me,
Please notice me,
I will give my heart to you,
I will give my life for you,
I swear to always love you,
If you would notice me,

I played a game when I was young,
I married had children,
I ruled the world,
I was the queen,
Couldn’t see the king’s face,
Or was it you?
Do you love me?
Children’s game foreshadowing,
Wish you could see me today,

(Piano)

Fell in love,
Haven’t kissed,
I’ve been waiting for someone like you,
But I’ve found you now,
You can’t avoid me for much longer,

I found you when I was crying,
Crying tears of blood,
I found you when my heart was bleeding,
Broken from love,

If love is true,
If love is deep,
Have you even noticed me?
I walk these empty streets alone,

I sing at night all alone,
Love me,
Please love me,
My sweetheart love me,
I love you,
Look at me,
At least say you’re not in love,

Do you spend days and nights alone?
I’ll be here for you,
Waiting, singing do you love me?

I heard you pleased the gods of storms,
Causing claps,
Sweet thunder claps,
You’re the water if I can be the rose,
Rose of beauty,

(Piano)

I fell for you,
Sweet summer night,
That’s when I wrote this song for you,
Darkness and love over threw me,
You threw me from my throne,
Crushed my crown and burned my home,
I live helpless now,

In my sorrow,
In your love,
That’s where I will be,
Hundred years will go by,
You will still be with me,
I love you, be with me.



#2

I walk down an empty road,
Silence of death covers all,
Like a veil,
Sorrow fell,
An empty heart has failed,

A sword through a heart,
Nothing more,
Nothing less,
Love and war,
Can depress,

Forever seeking love,
Cannot find what you wish for,
No one finds the corpses cold,
Lost in the night,
Stories untold,
A sword through a heart,
Nothing more,
Nothing less,
Love and war,
Can depress,

A tearful day comes again,
Children cry,
Fathers dead,
Blood stains the ground,
A memory will be lost,

A sword through a heart,
Nothing more,
Nothing less,
Love and war,
Can depress,

Another fearful night,
Fear dark and fear light,
No one wants to die,
No one wants to fight,
Our nation turns to death,
There is no peace,
Only war,
A sword through a heart,
Nothing more,
Nothing less,
Love and war,
Can depress,

A painting unfinished,
A home lies unbuilt,
Children unborn,
And children killed,
What greed brings this sorrow?
What hate brings this pain?

A sword through a heart,
Nothing more,
Nothing less,
Love and war,
Can depress,

No hope will come of this,
No life will be restored,
After all the deaths tonight,
Nothing’s gone as planned,
We’re losing the fight,
But they’re all lives anyway,
A sword through a heart,
Nothing more,
Nothing less,
Love and war,
Can depress,

A heart no longer beating,
Lungs no longer breathing,
Blood fails to flow,
Colour is drained,

A sword through a heart,
Nothing more,
Nothing less,
Love and war,
Can depress,

We can’t live in peace,
A nation cruel,    
A nation cursed of war,
It’s full of the brave,
But also of the mindless killers,
Give even them mercy,
Don’t just kill,

A sword through a heart,
Nothing more,
Nothing less,
Love and war,
Can depress,

Houses empty,
But full of tears and blood,
Smell of death fills the humid air.



#3

My heart, my soul,
My mind were broken,
My heart, my soul,
My mind had gone astray,
My heart, my soul,
They were dead,
But my mind was only astray,

As I walked towards the storm,
Into the shadows I went,
Into the dark,
Into the cold,
As I waked through the doors,
Open doors to the storm,
You found me,
Led me back to the light,
Out of the night, x2

My heart, my soul,
My mind were broken,
My heart, my soul,
My mind had gone astray,
My heart, my soul,
They were dead,
But my mind was only astray,

You saved me,
My savior,
All I needed was a person like you,
To save me from the storm,
From the shadows,
The night,
Save me from the night,
Bring me to the light,
Save me from the light, x2

My heart, my soul,
My mind were broken,
My heart, my soul,
My mind had gone astray,
My heart, my soul,
They were dead,
But my mind was only astray,
And you’ve done,
All that I could ask,
You’ve done,
More than I asked,
You’ve brought me back from death,
Near death,
Couldn’t have made it, x3

My heart, my soul,
My mind were broken,
My heart, my soul,
My mind had gone astray,
My heart, my soul,
They were dead,
But my mind was only astray,

I had gone astray,
Astray, astray,
So, so far away,
Far away. X6
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
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Created by augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
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REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is by far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic questions being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some answers that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can you send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi Beach on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was reading the Wal-Mart article and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the comments section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Great to see you again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of fan fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested by Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in search of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Day 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: Hey Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, you know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 minutes later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if you don't have enough water, or shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if you bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed by the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a year after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss or even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
You know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee or if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on Youtube of these two English Youtuber's who...
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