Sure Disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming or evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not bear to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not bear to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!
2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"
3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.
4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.
5. Give a random stranger a Wet Willy.
6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.
7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.
8. Slap a waitress.
9. When a waiter asks you want you want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't you like to know???!!!???"
10. When you hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"
3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.
4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.
5. Give a random stranger a Wet Willy.
6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.
7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.
8. Slap a waitress.
9. When a waiter asks you want you want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't you like to know???!!!???"
10. When you hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
