Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four year old Amber,
A 12 year old Kennedy,A 5 year old Harper,And then there's 9 Year old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toaster for half a minute.
*Ten minutes later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!

1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your second cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***

Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five more songs, can you believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even said that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her next CD Rebecca promises to have a more natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress

I was walking home from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a whale drove by in his sedan and said happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went home and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a fish tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do love Misa though!
I love rice balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I love my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I love the colors: Lime Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I love the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own swan costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look more ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?

It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for you then it is more than possible that with a little time you two can go back to being friends.

Friends and just friends. You must be clear about what you want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what you want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart you still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then you are ready to be friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some friends and the fire alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fire alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been more funny to you if you *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop said this article is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.