1. You can name more types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean you would!).
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a second thought.
4. Everyone you know listens to country music like a second religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people comment on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", you know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. You don't need a coat until it's 50°, but you need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. You use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. You build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. You can tell an Illinois person by their driving.
13. You or someone you know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. You know when it'll be a snow day before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive or hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and you can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have beer before they have any of that wine shit.
20. You don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them home after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. You do your Christmas shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, you just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to cancel school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. You know what "cowtipping" is.
28. You don't consider it "up north" until you hit Canada.
29. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee or pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. You where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For you Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a Badger Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. You go to a corn maze every year around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something you eat, and you can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. You didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. You think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, you can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a Badger pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone said it doesn't exist.
48. You know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. You know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. You moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when you reunite.
51. Having 30 cats doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means you live on a farm.
52. You actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. You can tell when meat or dairy is from Wisconsin or is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is second English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, or kiss my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. You know multiple people who have hit a deer more than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just star gazing, is romantic.
58. Against popular belief, you've never said "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. You love and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a second thought.
4. Everyone you know listens to country music like a second religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people comment on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", you know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. You don't need a coat until it's 50°, but you need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. You use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. You build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. You can tell an Illinois person by their driving.
13. You or someone you know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. You know when it'll be a snow day before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive or hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and you can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have beer before they have any of that wine shit.
20. You don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them home after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. You do your Christmas shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, you just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to cancel school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. You know what "cowtipping" is.
28. You don't consider it "up north" until you hit Canada.
29. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee or pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. You where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For you Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a Badger Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. You go to a corn maze every year around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something you eat, and you can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. You didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. You think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, you can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a Badger pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone said it doesn't exist.
48. You know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. You know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. You moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when you reunite.
51. Having 30 cats doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means you live on a farm.
52. You actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. You can tell when meat or dairy is from Wisconsin or is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is second English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, or kiss my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. You know multiple people who have hit a deer more than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just star gazing, is romantic.
58. Against popular belief, you've never said "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. You love and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
