1. Dick Trickle
A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the top spot on the list.
2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.
3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.
4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name
5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville Jaguars; the name just doesn’t quite add up.
6. Dick Shiner
Once again, this one is pretty self-explanatory.
7. Lucious Pusey
Let’s just say that this former Eastern Illinois football player ultimately changed his last name to Seymour.
8. Dick Butkus
As if the last name Butkus isn’t bad enough, why would someone name their child Richard? Even Rich Butkus would have been better than calling him Dick.
9. B.J. Lovett
I’m not sure if the B.J. is a shortened version or not but it sure makes him seem very sensual.
10. Fair Hooker
A wide receiver for the Cleveland Browns but his name is perfect for a prostitute standing on a street corner
11. Karen Cockburn
Sounds painful experience if you find this gymnast in your bed.
12. Harry Colon
He may be an NFL defensive back, but this just sounds like something that should be checked out by a doctor.
13. Ron Tugnutt
Funny last name, yet sounds like it could be very painful.
14. Craphonso Thorp
What exactly is this former Indianapolis Colts player going to crap on? He doesn't even play in the NFL anymore.
15. Kokain Mothershead
Football player or drug dealer, you choose which seems more appropriate.
16.Dick Pole
This one seems pretty explanatory.Take it as a baseball player or a nickname for a Chippendale.
17. Koskue Fukudome
The pronunciation may not be vulgar but add a “c” into the last name and it gets pretty raunchy. Kids were even sent home from school when he joined the Chicago Cubs because administrators didn’t believe it was a real name.
18. Yoshie Takeshita
Nobody cares how it’s pronounced, it doesn’t look like a flattering last name for an Olympic volleyball player.
19. Angel Pagan
An Angel that doesn’t believe in God?
20. Coco Crisp
He can look intimidating at first but when you find out he is named after cereal, you can’t help but laugh.
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A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the top spot on the list.
2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.
3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.
4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name
5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville Jaguars; the name just doesn’t quite add up.
6. Dick Shiner
Once again, this one is pretty self-explanatory.
7. Lucious Pusey
Let’s just say that this former Eastern Illinois football player ultimately changed his last name to Seymour.
8. Dick Butkus
As if the last name Butkus isn’t bad enough, why would someone name their child Richard? Even Rich Butkus would have been better than calling him Dick.
9. B.J. Lovett
I’m not sure if the B.J. is a shortened version or not but it sure makes him seem very sensual.
10. Fair Hooker
A wide receiver for the Cleveland Browns but his name is perfect for a prostitute standing on a street corner
11. Karen Cockburn
Sounds painful experience if you find this gymnast in your bed.
12. Harry Colon
He may be an NFL defensive back, but this just sounds like something that should be checked out by a doctor.
13. Ron Tugnutt
Funny last name, yet sounds like it could be very painful.
14. Craphonso Thorp
What exactly is this former Indianapolis Colts player going to crap on? He doesn't even play in the NFL anymore.
15. Kokain Mothershead
Football player or drug dealer, you choose which seems more appropriate.
16.Dick Pole
This one seems pretty explanatory.Take it as a baseball player or a nickname for a Chippendale.
17. Koskue Fukudome
The pronunciation may not be vulgar but add a “c” into the last name and it gets pretty raunchy. Kids were even sent home from school when he joined the Chicago Cubs because administrators didn’t believe it was a real name.
18. Yoshie Takeshita
Nobody cares how it’s pronounced, it doesn’t look like a flattering last name for an Olympic volleyball player.
19. Angel Pagan
An Angel that doesn’t believe in God?
20. Coco Crisp
He can look intimidating at first but when you find out he is named after cereal, you can’t help but laugh.
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