granny and sid.
1.If granny wants you to chew her fruit . simply grab the now chewed fruit with a napkin and give to granny that way you can avoid having bacteria or saliva. if you don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack you for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her food watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for you if you do then granny will be gone by a second trust me she disappears like batman! or just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants you to meet precious simple, reply with a yes or no respond. that is , if you wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants you to meet her pet , i suggest you come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever you get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know you have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest you buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever question granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where you are or right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless you want your family to be called ham and cheese
I noticed something strange at school. When someone cries no one asks them what's wrong. They'll point it out to others, but no one does anything. It's almost like they're afraid. I wondered why they didn't say anything later, but I didn't either. I think sometimes people don't want to interfere or maybe it's because no one else does something. Then again humans could just be cold hearted and ignorant.
People shouldn't feel so sad that they harm themselves or others. People shouldn't be so cruel as to let others feel that way.
Almost everyone experiences depression in their life.
