I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?
I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.?
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?
I’m black, so I must be stupid.?
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.?
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.?
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.?
I cut myself so I must be emo.?
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.?
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.?
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends?
I am gay, so i must be bullied?
I am trans, so I must be a freak.?
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.?
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life?
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist?
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.?
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.?
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.?
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.?
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.?
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.?
I really love him, so I must hold on.?
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.?
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.?
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.?
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.?
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.?
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.?
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.?
I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.?
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?
I’m black, so I must be stupid.?
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.?
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.?
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.?
I cut myself so I must be emo.?
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.?
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.?
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends?
I am gay, so i must be bullied?
I am trans, so I must be a freak.?
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.?
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life?
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist?
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.?
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.?
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.?
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.?
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.?
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.?
I really love him, so I must hold on.?
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.?
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.?
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.?
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.?
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.?
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.?
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.?
I wondered if you could hear my heart in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when you wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as you fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
Or maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I love you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when you wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as you fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
Or maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I love you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it said on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it said on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
(hello people i am more happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)