Random Article: You........

posted by dooodle

Pick the month you were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the day you were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16) Pizza
(17) An alien
(18) My true love
(19) Yo' mama
(20) A werewolf
(21) A vampire
(22) A black widow spider
(23) A baby
(24) Toast
(25) Segulls
(26) A pregnant man
(27) Taylor Swift
(28) Darth Vader
(29) THE FORCE OF LIFE
(30) Katniss
(31) A bottle of old lady perfume
(32) A mentally unstable authour
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Pick your eye color:

(Blue) 'Cause life ain't fair
(Brown) Because you broke my heart
(Green) Because I'm sexy like that
(Hazel) Because your sushi, sucks
(Violet) Because Albert Einstein is a crazy idiot
(Red) Because I like apples!
(Gold) Because the plungers MADE me
(Grey) Because you loveeeeeeeeeeeeee me

deathding, OkazakiDaisuke and 4 others like this

dooodle I died with my grandfather because I'm sexy like that! Looking back on this I still love these things!

seffro I died with an alien `Cause life ain't fair

Aphrodite100 I went to the Hunger Games with a black widow spider cuz you broke my heart.

DramaQueen1020 I was born on the 26th.....

roxifoxi1000 I KILLED DUMBLEDORE BECUZ U BROKE MY HEART >8DDDDD

Whirlwind586 I kissed a werewolf because I like apples. ...I hope this Twilight fad dies soon, because I have enough rage inside me right now to burn this entire planet to dust.

Cody-Sierra I fought an Ipod because life ain't fair WTF XD

ErnieHannah333 I fought a vampire because life ain't fair.

dooodle My dad dies with death because your sushi, sucks. If you think about it, it makes a little bit of sense. XD

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Jeff and Jane the killer Fanfic Part 2

posted by vampirer04

{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean by 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...

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50 things to do while your bored at school

posted by AzulFire

hetalia COZ I CAN XD

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....