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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs ago that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy day back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the couch so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the kitchen and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot hovering over him.
When we were done mouthing one, two, three at each other, the two of us dumped all of the water out of the pot all over him.
Right after that, josh shoots up from the couch and races across the living room with eyes still closed and head lowered-running into everything else along the way until he crashes into the wall head-on and drops to the floor not moving!
(...ha, ha...) :)
After seeing that, me and beth looked at each other after everything went quiet. Then we looked back at him. Next, beth walked over and puts two fingers on josh's neck. Then she put a fist to her mouth "does he have a pulse?" I asked. Beth put her fingers back on his neck and an expression of extreme relief came over her face "yeah." She answered.
I started silent laughing.
Beth covered her smile with her hand. A few minutes later, josh rose while moaning and holding his head. "What hit me?" He asked.
The two of us burst our laughing "that was good. That was good." I said wiping a tear away. "What? What happened?" He asked so beth told him what happened. "Oh my god!" He smiled.
I clapped my hands together once in another fit of laughter.
"How do you feel?" Beth asked while cackling "like I'm gonna have a major headache later." Josh replied.
We all nearly died.
"So, what are you gonna do now that you have that scene in your head for the rest of your life?" Beth asked me.
"That scene in my head" I repeated while looking at the ceiling with a smile "I can live with that."

It was funnier than it sounds. TRUST me, you have know idea how hard me and beth were laughing at that. :)
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE


OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new year and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
or something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over by Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the beach again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE BEACH IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to links and click on the link that says smosh.com!

BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
posted by alliXcobber
i hate the old west. how many of you do too? ugh. okay' so my brother was doing his splling/reading homework and it said to write a letter to bob or another cowboy from the story theyre reading and to use 4 spelling words. heres what he wrote: Dear Bob,
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
lovely,
#$%^&
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!
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