most stupid questions ppl ask in most obvios situations
a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?
a frnd sees me At the movies and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets you did'nt know ?
i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding
A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were you sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs
(my favorite )
A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r you ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!
ROFL
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a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?
a frnd sees me At the movies and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets you did'nt know ?
i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding
A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were you sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs
(my favorite )
A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r you ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!
ROFL
hope u like it dont forget to comment
Twenty facts about meh!!! >:]
1. I love cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My favorite bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my favorite numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!
1. I love cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My favorite bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my favorite numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!