1) You guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality
2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.
3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want you showing us off
4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.
5) The way you can tell a girl likes you is when she's out of words when you talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.
6) If a girls mate asks you if you like her, it often means she likes you.
7) If your dating a girl please don't and we mean PLEASE don't flirt with other girls. It makes that girl feel unloved.
8) If you ask a girl out and she says "I don't know, maybe..." it means she's just shy to say yes, so give her a couple of days to get the confidence to answer. Don't keep bugging her about it, it only makes her says no.
9) If a girl says no it means NO!
10) Don't be over protective about girls, we are a living thing not 1000000 pounds.
2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.
3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want you showing us off
4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.
5) The way you can tell a girl likes you is when she's out of words when you talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.
6) If a girls mate asks you if you like her, it often means she likes you.
7) If your dating a girl please don't and we mean PLEASE don't flirt with other girls. It makes that girl feel unloved.
8) If you ask a girl out and she says "I don't know, maybe..." it means she's just shy to say yes, so give her a couple of days to get the confidence to answer. Don't keep bugging her about it, it only makes her says no.
9) If a girl says no it means NO!
10) Don't be over protective about girls, we are a living thing not 1000000 pounds.
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.