IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!


10 Things I know about you...

1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped #5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if you fell for it! :)

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!