If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons by commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this article and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)
From Cartoonnetwork:
The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn by a 7 year old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would list more reasons but I only saw the show for 2 seconds that I'm never gonna get back.)
Destroy Build Destroy
-Pointless violence. -_-
-The title should speak for itself.
-There's some 40 year old guy screaming in your face about blowing things up. That's all I should have to say! o_O
Johnny Test
-Ooh a talking dog! How original. -_-
The Amazing World of Gumball
-If their cartoons, why is the setting, real life?
-The main character, Gumball, is of course clueless and annoying trying (and failing) to be funny.
Dude, What Would Happen?
-The three main characters act like every spec of life is so awesome and epic.
-Same thing every episode. The guys think of something to do, do it, say things like,"Dude that was so awesome!" and call it a day.
What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: I do not no a single person that watches your network anymore. And I know a lot of people.I never hear anyone say,"Oh my God Destroy Build Destroy is so awesome!" or "LOL The Amazing World of Gumball is hilarious!"
From Nickelodeon:
T.U.F.F Puppy
-The exact same animation as Fairly Odd Parents
-The main character acting stupid. Seriously, we don't LOL at stupid people anymore!
-Evil Cockroaches. That's all I should have to say.
The Penguins of Madagadcar
-The whole based off of movies thing. Isn't working for you Nick.
-The whole taking the most popular character(s) and making its own thing. That isn't working for you either.
-Making the penguins look uninteresting.
Big Time Rush
-Again with the whole acting like idiots thing.
-No one can relate to them!
-Can you say attention hogs? Singing in every episode, really?
-All of Kendall's lines are cheesy! Examples: "Now I'm gonna go to the hockey rink, to play hockey cause' I never forgot where I came from!" or "Yesterday, we were all four regular hockey players and today we're rock stars!"
The new iCarly
-Too random. It used to be funny but now it's going overboard.
-Gibby: from the small, cute and fun chubby guy who takes off his shirt to an unfunny and uninteresting teen. (I get it, everyone grows up but he could still be funny!)
-The specials that they have, aren't really special. Examples: iStart a Fan War-everyone was fighting in the entire episode. Nothing interesting happened!Characters from Zoey 101 and Drake and Josh appeared. Really Dan? Using the same storyline on them too? You've got to be kidding. iParty with Victorious-that could've been an episode alone without Victorious. It was a very simple storyline, I didn't see anything special about it.
-Spencer-from the crazy unpredictable artist into the boring OOC person. (Why he's boring: going into bookclubs, sharing recipes, etc.)
-They are making the couple that everyone's been waiting for (That's right, I'm talking about Seddie!) into everyone's disappointment! Seriously, Dan made Seddie look like their disappointing Carly, Gibby, Spencer, really everyone! Seddie was supposed to be this cute, unpredictable couple!
Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures
-They literally changed my definition of epic.
-Not funny at all!
-Characters acting stupid. -_-
-Trying too hard to make this look like a strong friendship
-The names Bucket and Skinner. Was Dan on drugs when he was picking the names?!
-Giving hints that they are gay. (I'm not saying that being gay is a bad thing, but if their acting like it, they should really make it official) I mean, Bucket and Skinner have dressed up like women, twice, not once, TWICE, (well, at least Skinner has) and have kissed each other on the show (Skinner was playing the female part and Bucket was the male lead in a play)
What I have to say to Nickelodeon: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OR ARE YOU KIDDING. Dan, I'm pretty sure you brain has stopped working.
And finally, from Disney Channel:
A.N.T Farm
-Terrible acting and too much overreacting.
-Trying to make Chyna an attention hog(making her sing in episodes)
-Making Chyna's dad look cheap. (Giving Chyna and cameron poorly gifts like a nasty, dirty book bag or a little tiny broken bike.)
-Stupidity
Jessie
-Can you say racist? They make the Indian boy wear Indian clothes all the time, talk about his culture, and force his accent! We get it, he's Indian!
-The worst acting I've seen ever. These kids have no talent what so ever!
EDIT: (idea from justleeelee) The theme song! When it goes,"Hey Jessie!" I say,"Hey Jessie! Shut up and get off the TV screen!" :D
Phineas and Ferb
-Same thing every thing episode.
-Singing songs now? That's not helping you there.
-The annoying voices
-Trying to make Perry look so mysterious and so original.
What I have to say to Disney Channel: No me gusta.
(Sorry for the long reasons!)
From Cartoonnetwork:
The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn by a 7 year old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would list more reasons but I only saw the show for 2 seconds that I'm never gonna get back.)
Destroy Build Destroy
-Pointless violence. -_-
-The title should speak for itself.
-There's some 40 year old guy screaming in your face about blowing things up. That's all I should have to say! o_O
Johnny Test
-Ooh a talking dog! How original. -_-
The Amazing World of Gumball
-If their cartoons, why is the setting, real life?
-The main character, Gumball, is of course clueless and annoying trying (and failing) to be funny.
Dude, What Would Happen?
-The three main characters act like every spec of life is so awesome and epic.
-Same thing every episode. The guys think of something to do, do it, say things like,"Dude that was so awesome!" and call it a day.
What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: I do not no a single person that watches your network anymore. And I know a lot of people.I never hear anyone say,"Oh my God Destroy Build Destroy is so awesome!" or "LOL The Amazing World of Gumball is hilarious!"
From Nickelodeon:
T.U.F.F Puppy
-The exact same animation as Fairly Odd Parents
-The main character acting stupid. Seriously, we don't LOL at stupid people anymore!
-Evil Cockroaches. That's all I should have to say.
The Penguins of Madagadcar
-The whole based off of movies thing. Isn't working for you Nick.
-The whole taking the most popular character(s) and making its own thing. That isn't working for you either.
-Making the penguins look uninteresting.
Big Time Rush
-Again with the whole acting like idiots thing.
-No one can relate to them!
-Can you say attention hogs? Singing in every episode, really?
-All of Kendall's lines are cheesy! Examples: "Now I'm gonna go to the hockey rink, to play hockey cause' I never forgot where I came from!" or "Yesterday, we were all four regular hockey players and today we're rock stars!"
The new iCarly
-Too random. It used to be funny but now it's going overboard.
-Gibby: from the small, cute and fun chubby guy who takes off his shirt to an unfunny and uninteresting teen. (I get it, everyone grows up but he could still be funny!)
-The specials that they have, aren't really special. Examples: iStart a Fan War-everyone was fighting in the entire episode. Nothing interesting happened!Characters from Zoey 101 and Drake and Josh appeared. Really Dan? Using the same storyline on them too? You've got to be kidding. iParty with Victorious-that could've been an episode alone without Victorious. It was a very simple storyline, I didn't see anything special about it.
-Spencer-from the crazy unpredictable artist into the boring OOC person. (Why he's boring: going into bookclubs, sharing recipes, etc.)
-They are making the couple that everyone's been waiting for (That's right, I'm talking about Seddie!) into everyone's disappointment! Seriously, Dan made Seddie look like their disappointing Carly, Gibby, Spencer, really everyone! Seddie was supposed to be this cute, unpredictable couple!
Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures
-They literally changed my definition of epic.
-Not funny at all!
-Characters acting stupid. -_-
-Trying too hard to make this look like a strong friendship
-The names Bucket and Skinner. Was Dan on drugs when he was picking the names?!
-Giving hints that they are gay. (I'm not saying that being gay is a bad thing, but if their acting like it, they should really make it official) I mean, Bucket and Skinner have dressed up like women, twice, not once, TWICE, (well, at least Skinner has) and have kissed each other on the show (Skinner was playing the female part and Bucket was the male lead in a play)
What I have to say to Nickelodeon: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OR ARE YOU KIDDING. Dan, I'm pretty sure you brain has stopped working.
And finally, from Disney Channel:
A.N.T Farm
-Terrible acting and too much overreacting.
-Trying to make Chyna an attention hog(making her sing in episodes)
-Making Chyna's dad look cheap. (Giving Chyna and cameron poorly gifts like a nasty, dirty book bag or a little tiny broken bike.)
-Stupidity
Jessie
-Can you say racist? They make the Indian boy wear Indian clothes all the time, talk about his culture, and force his accent! We get it, he's Indian!
-The worst acting I've seen ever. These kids have no talent what so ever!
EDIT: (idea from justleeelee) The theme song! When it goes,"Hey Jessie!" I say,"Hey Jessie! Shut up and get off the TV screen!" :D
Phineas and Ferb
-Same thing every thing episode.
-Singing songs now? That's not helping you there.
-The annoying voices
-Trying to make Perry look so mysterious and so original.
What I have to say to Disney Channel: No me gusta.
