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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call you sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then we can get down to business

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
What is it about fecundity that so appalls? Is it that with nature's bounty goes a crushing waste that threatens our own cheap lives?

by Annie Dillard
wakened myself last night with my own shouting. It must have been that terrible yellow plant I saw pushing through the flood-damp soil near the log by Tinker Creek, the plant as fleshy and featureless as a slug, that erupted through the floor of my brain as I slept, and burgeoned into the dream of fecundity that woke me up.

I was watching two huge luna moths mate. Luna moths are those fragile ghost moths, fairy moths, whose five-inch wings are...
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posted by Tanjiabo273
Kisshia - Kisshia is more into fashion, she hates sports, but Kisshia is a Young 14 year old born in Paris, Kisshia is always a friend of Johannah
Susie - a young Ukrainian girl who is well almost the oldest, but Susie is a girl who is more into the boys a little, Susie likes to have aroung a young girl named Sassy
Nikky - Nikky is the one who is velvet, and always open minded, Nikky is a young Tuvaluan/Australian girl born in Tuvalu
Brian - Brian is Saudi Arabian And American, Brian is mostly called "BRITISH BRIAN" because he has a British Voice
Ryan - Ryan is Qatari and English, Ryan is the...
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Why do so many people use Facebook? Well for one, I think that so many people use it because of
persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. Facebook can also persuade you to make an account, because you may want to comment your opinion on something, but need to make a profile to do that. It's like Facebook combines all of the popular types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! Facebook is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. Facebook CAN attract anyone. Facebook is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have you ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals you think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what facebook does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.
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posted by dreamcatcher321
Let me tell you who i am. Why I'm here.

I believe i was born for artistic purposes. There was a point in my life where I was about to give up. I would stay up in my bed all night and write suicide notes. Highschool wasn't doing shit for me.

But then, I opened my eyes and saw something beautiful, a chance to make things right. to make my mother proud.

My brother is in college. Art college. He is studying game effects. He was my rolemodel in the art department, even though he's bully me in his free time. I would admire his drawings he'd make. He was a huge Dragon Ball nerd, and he's always be trying...
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ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of you guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.

(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did you logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing you again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I said last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._....
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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE!

I really mean it! What would you be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would you be able to do if writing fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would you do if it's illegal to do a cover of your favorite song on YouTube? What would you do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would you do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet from getting killed by SOPA/TPP!...
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posted by tamore
ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere
ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere
I fucking love America.

Yeah, that’s right, I love it. In a time when it’s oh so trendy to hate society and all this country’s flaws, I love the United States of America.

And yes, I do acknowledge the flaws. It does suck that there’s still widespread racism and sexism and it sucks that same-sex marriage isn’t nationally recognized. (It also sucks that marijuana isn’t legal everywhere but ya know, I can let that go.)

I love America because I’m free. I love America because I’m free to love it or I’m free to hate it. I can choose. I can voice my opinions.

I love that it can be funny...
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