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1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss you in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of rice crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask you to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when you can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the couch
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom or dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog or cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'
There’s nothing better than that moment when you have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely more intelligent than you really are. I have picked out some of her favorites to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended by the T- Shirt slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the shirt isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five year old boy wearing a shirt that said "Girls Have Cooties" or "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female or male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have you ever seen a T.V. show where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't advice anyone,so you don't carry their sins.

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Two you can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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added by Trainofdoom
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! YOU threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont you fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh Holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed photos of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." said an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh Holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other star accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot more at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are more than the choices that you make. You are more than the many hearts you’ll break. You are more than your dreams that don’t come true. You are more than whatever people think of you.
You are more than the things that you say. You are more than the places that you stay. You are more than the things that you do. You are more than I could ever think of you.
You are so much more than what you think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make you someone new. You are more. You are worth it. You are so much greater than you think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big Bacon Classic with cheese.


On the second day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I love that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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posted by emilyroxx
Llamas R us
Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have you noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying show ever.) You know what show really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the show SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to home room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. Bitters says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do you want, Dib?" Ms. Bitters asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. Bitters replies. "Do you notice anything strange about...
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purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 You and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity