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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, or to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get you in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly by giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the next family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - you may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin cap and feed him grapes when you use this one.

6. Cowboy - this is especially endearing for the male who is quite the opposite, such as a computer nerd.

7. Cuddly Bear - get yourself a Build a Bear and save your boyfriend the embarrassment.

8. Handsome - is another classic cute boyfriend nickname that most guys still appreciate. If however, your boyfriend is a pimply-faced dweeb he may think you're making fun if you use this name. (i call mine this)

9. Honey Bear - might as well call him Winnie the Pooh and put a jar on his nose.

10. Honey Bunny - yes, this is a bunny dipped in honey and one of the more sugary and emasculating names.

11. Hot Stuff - this is one you can actually call him in front of his friends.

12. Hunk - this one is a bit Old School as in the David Hasselhoff and Pam Anderson days.

13. Master Woody - most of the time, he'll take this as a compliment and an invitation for intimacy, so use it wisely.

14. Mr. Puffy Poopins - yes, he'll love you for this one especially when you say it around all of his family.

15. Romeo - serious or sarcastic, it's all in the tone of the voice. ( i call mine this)

16. Snuggly Doodle - you may be able to get away with this one on Valentine's Day or your birthday, but don't push it on days like Independence Day or Super Bowl Sunday.

17. Sweetie Pie - a standard cute nickname for boyfriends since time began, this one won't get much of a protest even from the macho types.

18. Stud Muffin - the prime has passed on this one but it still may get you a chuckle.

19. Tiger - classic cute nickname for a boyfriend so use this one as much as you want.

20. Woody Woody Poo Poo - you may as well just put a diaper on his bottom and a binkie in his mouth. It's all over if you call him this.
    

So, there ends the top 20 list of cute nicknames for boyfriends. Sure, there are a few that I've chosen not the put on the list, particularly those featuring body parts and biological processes. But, at least this list will act as a guide and give girlfriends some do's and don'ts in regard to when to use and when not to use certain names.

The main rule of thumb when it comes to using cute nicknames for boyfriends, is when it doubt, say it in private. Trying out new names in public for all to hear, may just a cause embarrassment and a fight followed by a few choice not so cute nicknames hurled your way. And, that won't be cool, now will it?
(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then you switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like you used to be
‘Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause you get in my head and hold...
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(Oh)
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy you are
You’re a talented kind of boy you are
And that’s just the kind of boy you are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the music plays
Headstrong, can you feel the beat
Melt down, can you feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can you feel the beat
Melt down, can you feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel you in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear you everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...
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(I gotta get some baby
Won’t you show me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So don’t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
That’s alright
Give it time
It’s worth the ride
You know
It’s all in the way you
You’re lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you
What more do you want
Show me some positivity
It’s all that I got
It’s leading me on
Can’t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
You’re makin’ it harder
Than it has to be
So won’t u please show me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...
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I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...
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Every day it’s getting worse
Do the same things and it hurts
I don’t know if I should cry
All I know is that I’m trying
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
But you make it so hard to do
What’s the point of making plans
You break all the ones we have
I don’t know where we went wrong
‘Cause we used to be so strong
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
So why can’t you be
Be good to me
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can you be good to me
Good to me, please
I used...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was reading and math?"
"Boring"I said he kinda smiled and said "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do you no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just said "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew said "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was reading it in the library when i came in too look...
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added by NectariaKiritsi
~Streets by Doja Cat -
The best out there. The beat drop at the start is everything and is highly expected, but still mind blowing. The beat is addicting and so are the lyrics: the repetition is used correctly in every single place. The thing about Doja is that she always has one part in the song (not only the rap) that is different from the rest of the song. She did everything right here, to be honest. I suggest you listen to it. The swearing in it isn't unnecessary; it really brings out emotion and matches the energy of the whole collection.

"Damn papa, you a rare breed, no comparing and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell you about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed by many random ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products or apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined by an idiot that posted a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would you do something like that?

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I do think that you probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add more to the list when I find more sites I think you should probably avoid. So if anyone sends you links to the following sites, you have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad by the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS YOU ARE A SICKO I ADVISE YOU NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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posted by milorox18
1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way you look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a day without you in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need you to be.

11....
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Source: desktopnexus
-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the day i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to you does not matter to me

-When your up, your friends know who you are.
When you're down, you know who your friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab you in the throat with...the knife you left in my back.

-I was the one who said things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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