Please read:DDD lol some of my favourite funny quotes from Des and Nate.. the hottest guys ever.

This isn't the order of my favourites.. I just numbered them to seperate them :D
1.You're mormon in my head♪
2.I'd rather give head to an eagle
3.1933 divided by the number of movies that are better than this means that we have to go meet a midget in South Carolina named Thorton
4.I hate getting random boners, wait what.
for lube sake what in the dark horses magestic journey, linkis.
5.Linkis i will save you from...those crocodiles.
my penis doesn't exist anymore
6.I'll harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp
7.I flossed with pubic hair one time
8.At least one time during Christmas I get a massive errection
9.Happy merry fuckin Christmas, happy x man Christmas as well
10.your eyes, are like the cube off transformers
11.Your hair is like a fern
12.Your boobs man they're like fergie singing, everyone wants more
13.Rocket thumbs puah!
14.thanks for pickin me last cause ur missin out on my ..♪♪♪.. NINJA SKILLS
15.Baby legs? no, dollars
16.Woah is that a renaissance outfit? ya it is. where the shit'd you get that?! I killed a roman. DAMNNN
17.My grandma lives on a planet where it's acceptable to give your grandson large pieces of glass
18.You ever wonder why tansformers was so succesful? Half naked girls, slap stick comedy and gigantic ass robots. Some nerd somewhere has a boner.
19.Star Wars nerd time!
20.Holy shark bandanas!
21.Exactly!
22.Look at my foot, that means I'm real
23.What the purple mountains magesty does that even mean
24.Am I emo? are you fuckin pickup truck?
25.You gay-ass fag! Really means you happy donkey ciggarette
26.I hope I've touched your mind. I hope you liked it, I sure did.
27.This man was a genius, but he was also a rapist.