What was the most bizarre experience you had at a store or mall (Funny, creepy, uncomfortable, etc)

After watching the Cr1tikal video on the freakout at a Meijers, a popular store chain in the midwest where I live, it got me thinking about my experiences there.
Once when I was there in the morning, tired as could be with a can of Red Bull in my hand, I saw this one lady who looked like a skeleton getting handcuffs slapped on her by police. Turns out she was trying to steal a 3DS from a little kid. What for, I don't know, but she got caught, made a big deal out of it to the kids mom, and was getting arrested then and there. And me being the little shit I was, I shouted, "Hey, crime doesn't pay". The woman then turned to me and screamed, and not in any words. She just screamed like a feral animal. You could count the teeth in her mouth. There was like seven (And if you think I'm being too harsh, I have zero tolerance for criminals. Fuck them). I could see the cop was trying his best to hold in his laughter. He covered his mouth for a second before telling me to move along. Needless to say, it was a happy ending all around, except for the pickpocket, but who cares