What are some things that NOW bring a grin/smile to your face as well as give you laughter and overall make you glad/happy and at the same time give you joy and pleasure?

Deaths and killings of men and boys.
Suicide of men and boys and overall male suicide.
Natural disasters.
Male-bashing (especially for comedic/comical uses and purposes).
Male victims of violence.
Males getting hurt and overall violence towards males.
Imagining myself as the Doom Slayer as well as the Grim Reaper.
Imagining myself as Death's disciple/follower as one of his Angels of Death.
Firings of male employees/workers.
Workplace deaths/fatalities AND injuries of male employees/workers.
Executions of male criminals/offenders (including by the police force).
Humiliations of men and boys.
Wartime casualties of male soldiers AND military officers/officials as well as male civilians.
Casualties of men and boys as they are overall retarded subhumans AND the defective gender.