Have you ever___________________?

Busted your headphones/earbuds (the like)?

Yeah. Many!

RIP

Busted headphones

ate spaghetti ice cream?
looks disgusting but i bet it's yummy since its ice cream .-.

Held a baby?

Masturbated to pictures of cactuses?

Maybeeeeeeeeeeee

That cactus had some pines tho

DECIDED IF PICKLE BARRELS ARE BETTER THAN KUMQUATS???

Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat!!!! :D *gasping for breath*

yes. it sucked.

Stood on my head, balancing myself on a tightrope, Daiquiri Ice Cream in my mouth, and sung the National Anthem in reverse in hopes of summoning the Tails Doll?

Maybe~

Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? It just so happens that I have.

Stacked your bike?

been chased by cows?

Because I did

have you ever ate something you did not like, but kept eating it?

Have you ever realized that you have no life because you do nothing but sit at a computer all day cooing over and practically worshiping a fictional character who probably wouldn't even bat an eye at you in real life?

threw up over a terrible commercial

Have you ever watched an ASMR video?