One line you get to hear from your Dad every single day ?

"You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish."
He says that to mock his own dadness, and because one of my sisters plays piano.

"MATULOG KA NA! ! ! ! ¡ ¡ ¡ !" which roughly translates to "go to sleep"

"Hey Punkin." My nickname, which used to be pumpkin.

"He's learning from you."
Everytime my little brother uses an expletive.. Its unfair because I dont know have the swears he does.

When he comes home from work, he bursts though the door saying "Who's home, who's not?" every day. XD

When he comes home from work and sees me, he says "Hey Nanners! How are you?" (My name is Hannah and my whole family calls be Nanners.)

Nothing. Divorced parents, never see my dad.

I've talked to my dad like twice in the past couple months

"So are we gonna watch us something?" I know he just wants to spend time with me, and it is sweet, but it's just he says the same thing every night when he wants to watch a show or a movie with me. 8I

My Dad is a very quiet guy so I don't hear much out of him, but always, without fail, whenever he comes home from work he says "Heya Jess, you alright?"
:P