Pick up a book nearest to you and turn to page 45. The first complete sentence describes your life.

"In federal courts, the arraignment consists of "(1) ensuring that the defendant has a copy of the indictment or information; (2) reading the indictment or information to the defendant or stating to the defendant the substance of the charge; and then (3) asking the defendant to plead to the indictment or information." [10]

...You know, its kinda "scary" if the closest books are all police/law books and supposedly whatever page describes my life T.T

No.

How does that describe my life?

Ahem

"The girl starts in, pointing to a little medallion on a gold chain around my neck, and then to herself."

Come again?

'It could have been fake blood from a joke store.'
Wtf? ._.
I am fake? .-.
Nuff.....

"Seth wove through the cluttered room until he could see around the corner of the 'L'."
Um...not sure how to respond to this... -_-'

so...apparently i can give a person a shock that's strong enough to be deadly

"O'erflows the measure' with 'files and musters','scuffles'-'fights'-'burst'-'buckles'-'breast' with 'bellows'-'fan', and 'triple pillar'-'transformed'-'strumpet's fool'.

...And that's what happens when the book nearest you happens to be Shakespeare's "Antony and Cleopatra" :P XD

"I am old, Gandalf."

"Brother Collimore's fingers fluttered in an attempt to make the sign of the cross." What the fuck? I'm Christian, but not Catholic or any other denominations that do that. And my name is most certainly not Collimore.

"The Russian custom of matchmaking was regarded as something outrageous and was laughed at by everyone, the princess included." - Anna Karenina

I guess that's kind of accurate lol

She flung herself onto the stack of hides that served as her bed and glared into space.