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springely said:
What the bonk did you just bonking say about me, you little Scout? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the TF2 Team, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 2Fort, and I have over 300 confirmed airshot kills on my strange Pistol. I am trained in rocket jumping and I'm the top Sniper in the entire Payload Race Hightower Course. You are nothing to me but just another Gibus wearer. I will backstab you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking micspamming. You think you can get away with planting sentries and stickybombs right infront of my base? Think again, Engie. As we trade, I am team chatting my secret network of spies across the Steam Forums, and your hats are being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm, chucklenuts. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dispenser. You're fucking dead, lowballer. I can Ubercharge anywhere, anytime, and I can headshot you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my AWPer Hands. Not only am I extensively trained in throwing Jarate, but I have access to the every one of Saxton Hale's loadouts in the entire Mann Co. Store. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable team off the face of the Steam site, you little scammer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "lucky" flamethrower crits were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking trigger. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying double for those Unusuals, you goddamn Pyro. I will throw Sandviches all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking meatshotted, kid.
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