What comes up when you search your name on Urban Dictionary?

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A cocktail made with tequila, lime juice, and triple sec (orange liqueur). Can be made "on the rocks" or blended with ice; the latter version is popular at parties.

...Eeyup, that's me.

Most of them are like this. ._.

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To do a completely random action or perform interpretive dance movements.

Changed it cause I found this waaaaay more accurate.

9.     Luke    
Someone who always sticks by his convictions. A person of deep integrity. Not always the first one to speak out, but is always the loudest voice when he does. Luke's always know when something is wrong, and will try to help out when he can. He is sometimes considered annoying or awkward, but those close to him know how truley wonderful he can be.
You know Luke?" "yeah..." "He is great, he is always there when you need him.

... Where's the creeper who posted this? LOL.
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1.Kirstyn
the most perfect, cute, beautiful, and sexiest woman on the planet, with brains, and a amazing personality. her smile and laugh could light up a room
"i wish my girlfriend was a kirstyn"
"man, shes such a kirstyn"

.. .-. Niice.
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I am apparently a "ho-like chick that attends a rural country high school, in the middle of a corn field." Not mention a sneaky pirate.

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A beautiful individual. Looks best with Blonde hair and Blue eyes. If you find a Shela who is Single jump on that! Because Shela's tend to be very nice, sweet, and will be loyal to you forever. Singing comes naturally to them and they are beautiful. If you are dating a Shela, you ought to feel very special and treasure her always.

WOW THIS IS ME
THIS IS ME
Well this would be me if I were a product on some website or something I guess
Buy a me today

sounds like me :\


Well all of them sound like me O_O


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Kiley The Better Way of spelling "Kylie" That bitch Kylie ain't got NOTHIN on Kiley

YUS
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Both musical and comical. Sadly, Im neither of those things. XD

Nicole

A Nicole is someone who is omnipotent. A Nicole is gorgeous, intelligent, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, creative and seductive, yet she is also tough, street-smart, experienced, brave, enduring, and mainly a wonderful mother. Nothing and nobody can compare to a Nicole in any aspect. Mess with a Nicole, or her family, and you will regret ever being born.

man i this is so me,is like someone spied on me

Yup. Besides the part that says 'cry at a funeral even if the person wasn't related or didn't even know her.' is true.

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Light    75 up, 15 down
Light can be used to describe many things, like a person's personality, overall goodness, or as a state of mind. Light is what exists, what will exist and what always has existed, and nothing can change that no mater how hard someone tries. People can try to remove the light from their being, but none can trully do it. No matter how dark a person's outwardly appearence, the light will always be there deep within that persons very soul. Shrouded be darkness, it will still shine bright, waiting for it's time to rise again. For the truth is that darkness cannot exist without light. They are like two sides of a coin, coexisting with one another. Sure one side may overpower the other at times, but that side cannot be completely consumed. So can be said for the human heart... no matter how much a person grieves and hurts, and no matter how empty that persons life feels, the light will still remain, deep within that persons heart as hope, and will wait in patience until it is called uppon to return to the surface.
When the light returns, all of those feelings of pain and anguish will be replaced with feelings of joy and remorse. That persons life will once again be filled with the happiness he felt long ago.

That was deep... ._.

    
Julianne is a girl who is sweet caring and awesome. She focuses on her true friends, her athletics and grades. Julianne is not very crazy, but is always up for some low key partying. She is very smart, and thinks her problems through very thoughtfully, never making a brash decision. She is charming and is very funny, always finding a way to make you laugh, but can be a little socially awkward at times. She is usually concieved as a "popular" or one who tries to please everyone, but she does not try do that that at all. She loves getting what she wants, and getting attention, and naturally gets it from her beauty and loving heart. Julianne values friendship, and most of the time is a trustworthy girl, but can slip up occasionally and spill your secrets. She has a very good sense of style and her smile can light up anybody's day. <--- that's mine:D

Alexis:
An utterly amazing girl who has this amazing power to make certain people smile like crazy.
One with unlimited beauty on the inside and out.
A girl that is kind and gorgeous and down to earth and has an amazing sense of humour.
Alexis has beautiful hair, an unbelievably hot body, an incredible smile, unresitable breasts, devine legs, and manages to be cute, adorable, beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, hot and sexy all at the same time, 24/7!
She's also very very desireable in bed and believed to probably the best anyone ever had (;
She will find a special someone from Scotland and make his day every single day she talks to them and become their everything.
Them: Who's Alexis?
Me: My gorgeous perfect girlfriend <3

not sure if I'm supposed to be a skank or forever friendzoned....

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I feel so ashamed.

ok my 2 names

1) Ivanka

Ivanka

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A person who is good at their job but only got it because of his/her parent's influence. (Named after realtor Ivanka Trump, whose father is Donald Trump.)

Aleksandra
A name for a girl who is well-liked by everyone. She always has a big smile ready for everyone, and loves to be around others. Can be very stubborn and moody at times, but she considers you as a friend, she will be extremely loyal.
In society usually a very popular person.
Smart, pretty, kind and active.
In Eastern-European societies spelled like this, in Western Societies usually as Alexandra.

There goes Aleksandra, looking gorgeous as usual.


and now i did for fun Ivanka spelt Ivana

common Russian and Serbian (Slavic) name. you would find most of Ivana girls looking gorgeous, sexy, hot, dark eyes, great character and charisma. those girls usually have sexy eastern European hard accent, and wherever they go they cause a lot of attention. Americans usually get the pronunciation wrong because accent is on I not on A

"Look at that girl, she is so European and different, i love her. I heard her name is Ivana and she is international student here"


(well my name can be spelt both wayss)

Pearl~

1. A beautiful pure sole is very affectionate. And gets hurt very easily;fagile. Is trust worthy and won't ever let you down in your time of need. A dependable and trusting friend friend.

2. When you see a girl who has no imperfections face or body wise and is so attractive normal words can't describe her.

Melinda is a kind of friend that will stick with you through thick and thin. She is loyal and everyone loves her kind nature. She can accomplish anything she puts her mind to, determination is what she posesses. She is a caring nurturing person who loves her kids. She is also beautiful inside and out. Melinda has a temper and it is wise not to mess with her unless you want to be seriously hurt. Some people say she's fake but you will never meet someone as real as her. Melinda is amazing and everyone who knows her is very lucky. By the way she is also the best aunt anyone could ask for. :)

Wow she's amazing, yeah that's Melinda.

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Beautiful. funnny, sponkie, hot, great kisser, goregous eyes, playful, amazing, sporty yet girlie, great boobs, small butt, flirty, perfect girl, fit body, great laugh, lushious lips, fits perfectly in anyones arms. So hot that guys get hard looking at her. her touch makes you melt. When with a guy is loyal, when single, flirts around with the hotties

sometimes a lil bitchy but is true to all friends if you know a Mariah, dont let her walk out of your life find a way to keep her in your life

Dude 1: whos that Goregous hot new chick in our class
Dude 2: dude thats Mariah

dude 3: Omg shes perfect look at her shes the PERFECT PACKAGE

I have my ipod so the whole page fills the screen so it won't let me copy and paste the link
But: Afun person to be around. Overall good looking. Very conservative. Open minded. And is very unique/independent

My name is in my username so you can read the whole thing yourselves

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Haha. I love my name. It basically means kind and compassionate. Timid and outspoken. Quiet and loud. Basically, the whole package. LOL. So not me.

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MASH-UP TIME!

A very outgoing but shy girl[1]. A girl who works hard at all she does and can make her friends have total laughing spazzes. Acts very different with her friends then she does in front of guys or at school. A writer, and just likes to have fun. Has blue eyes. Guys don't be fooled...she may come across as quiet and serious, but she really has a great and friendly personality and would be a kick ass girlfriend[2].

Thats the only stuff that is relatively close to my description in real life.

Completely and utterally amazing in every way possible. Beautiful, sweet, seductive, lovable, cuddly, caring, romantic, moody, silly, outgoing, doesn't care what others think of her, speaks her mind, stand up for herself and what she believes in, compassionate, truthful, honest, loyal, keeps your secrets, a rebel at times, still can act like a little kid, adorable, gorgeous, productive, breath-taking, intelligent, reliable, hard worker, comforter, a tease, religious, heavenly, pure, perfect, sensational, spontaneous, a goofball, God's most precious angel.
This girl can take your breath way the moment you lay eyes on her. She can be bitchy some days but even when she is it is completely adorable. She is the PERFECT girlfriend. She can always make you smile. She's the type of girl you would drop whatever you were doing to be with her. Words can not fully express this amazing angel.

If you are lucky enough to know a Siera Marie, then you are one of the luckiest and most privileged in the world. She is one you can fall in love with. She is one that melts your heart. If you are in a crowded room, she stands out enough the rest with her radiant beauty. Siera Marie is a one of a kind type of woman.

That Siera is such an angel

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Matthew


From the Latin term "Awesomus", meaning "Awesome" or "Rad".

Not to be confused with Chuck Norris or Steven Segal, Matthew is a different type of Superhero.

His gregarious nature and ridiculous good looks make him the subject of many womenfolk's desires and he is known for his sexual ability and stamina.

His sweet, caring nature is a virtue that he will extend to all friends around him and his looks cannot be surpassed but beware; when he's angry, he turns into an angry version of his good-looking self.

Not a Latte drinker but admired by metro-sexuals around the world, Matthew is a real world man, with real world man desires.

A very beautiful girl. She isn't short neither tall. She's not fat and not to skinny . She's very smart and funny. She has a good sense of humor and a good taste of music . She's the best friend that someone could ever have , even from a big distance. It's always a pleasure to talk to her and she always knows the right things to say . She doesn't only have an amazing ass but also an amazing personality. She's very talented and is good in everything she does. She likes football. Everything she wears looks good on her and she has a really good taste for fashion. Summarized : She's smart , beautiful , sweet , talented and a really good friend , so if you meet this person then don't let her go because you'll regret it. People always say that perfection doesn't exist but she comes really close to it.

Man 1 : She's so smart and beautiful , she's perfect.

Man 2 : Offcourse , she's Charlotte

...Actually I am very short, 5'1 for a 15 year old... I'm not sure that I have an amazing ass but I've been told by like 3 guys.

A Sandra, especially one born under the star (sun) sign of Aries tends to be intelligent, witty, extremely open, honest & passionate and will do whatever it takes to uphold her morals. While these are extremely admirable traits, they also mean that they should never be crossed. Hope you are paying attention, you have been warned!!
On the flipside, if you do the right thing (and why wouldn’t you?) a Sandra will go out of her way to make your life beautiful.
While fiercely independent, a Sandra has both a strong sense of community and family and will do whatever it takes (regardless of personal cost) to defend and protect those that she cares about.
Do yourself a favour – find a Sandra; stocks are limited and they are (rightly so) in high demand.
Need a friend?
Look no further than Sandra