.......Stare at her for like 10 mins, poke her in the face.
Throw a shirt on her head, close the door.
Maybe slip a cracker under the door so she want starve. D:
I would slowly close the closet door again and make my way outside. I would calmly phone my 'dad', who works at the police department and report a stalker in my closet and leave it at that... >_>