What is a question that you never get asked?

Am I gay or bisexual?

Why are you short?

Why don't men have boobs?

Are you the goddamn batman?

How do humans pee?

If Daffy Duck and Donald duck were to fight who'd win?

Why are you a dumbass?

Why can humans live on Pluto?

If you land on the sun it can't kill you right?

Would you ever eat monkey brains?

Are you a girl?

Can you pilot a space ship?

If dora the explorer teaches you spanish if you watch it in spanish does it teach you english?

Is dirt edible?

Is Krusty the clown real?

do you like me

Aren't you Brad Pitt?

Are you ever getting asked questions?

Why are you so... boring and normal?

Can you make me a sammich?

Have you ever been arrested?

how was your day...sept by my mom -,-

R YOU SANE? my Answer: no no i'm not

Why dont you answer my question?

"May I jump into your eyebrow and play the guitar?"


Nope, that's what I ask.

Are you a psycho?

May I see your I.D., miss?

Are police really targeting fat chicks?


Can I borrow your rifle and one bullet?


Do you hate How I Met Your Mother?


Do cats have wings?



Are pigs the animals that 'oink'?

What colour my eyes are. It's pretty obvious. People usually are all like "WOW YOUR EYES ARE REALLY BLUE!!! its kinda creepy..."