Post a saying or conversation from one of your favorite shows.

~Death Note~

Light: I will take a Potato Chip.......AND EAT IT!
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L: I will give you this strawberry if you don't tell anyone. :3

~Total Drama~
Noah: Come fly with us! Come DIE with us!
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Heather: Where are we!!
Izzy: Earth, silly!
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(Can't think of any more)

"I'm a mad man with a box without a box!"

Doctor Who

Frasier: Forget that police mentality. Don't you believe in second chances?
Martin: I did, Then we had Niles.

~Frasier :)

"So,good luck Charlie"

It's from Supernatural

Show:
Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver gets to pick the music, the shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Bloopers:
Jared: Aw f****!
Jensen: What?
Jared: I just ripped my pants!
Jensen: *cracks up*

"What's it like inside your funny little brains; it must be so boring." Sherlock

"There was a lovely little sausage named Baldrick and it lived happily ever after." Blackadder

"I'm not on Anti-depressants, I'm on speed!" House MD

HIDH

This is from the anime Clannad After-Story. I love this. this is when Nagisa and Tomoya get engaged.

Tomoya: Nagisa, lets get married. I've...been thinking... your the only one for me. ...I'm really pathetic...
Nagisa: I am too! ...but if we're together, we an become strong.
Tomoya: *hugs Nagisa and starts crying* Will you always be with me?
Nagisa: *crying too* I'll always be with you, no matter what.

(and then later in the series, she dies after giving birth to their daughter, Ushio. .....Ushio dies a few years after that....)

"Bite my shiny, metal ass."

Damon: Am I always gonna be that guy that got shot on his first day on homicide?
Louis: Uh, I knew this cop back in New York, second week on the job there was a shootout. He comes up to me after, he’s all panicked cause he wet his pants, doesn’t want anybody to find out cause he knows he’ll never live it down, but I realized it wasn’t urine on his pants it was blood. So I tell him he got shot and he was very happy to find out that news.
Damon: So you’re saying it could have been worse, I could of pissed my pants?

This is gonna be a little long. :$

Atraxi: Is this world important?

The Doctor: "Important?" What's that mean, "important?" Six billion people live here; is that important? And here's a better question: is this world a threat to the Atraxi? Well, come on, you're monitoring the whole planet. Is this world a threat?

[The eye scans through images of the human race]

Atraxi: No.

The Doctor: Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crime by the laws of the Atraxi?

Atraxi: [scanning through more images] No.

The Doctor: Okay! One more, just one. Is this world protected?

[The Atraxi scans through pictures of Cybermen, Daleks, Racnoss, Sea Devils, Slitheen, etc.]

The Doctor: But you're not the first lot to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. And what you've got to ask is... what happened to them?

[The Atraxi shows pictures of the previous incarnations of the Doctor, finishing with an image of the Tenth Doctor that the Eleventh Doctor then steps through]

The Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.

This is from Lost.


The Man in Black: Morning.

Jacob: Morning.

The Man in Black: Mind if I join you?

Jacob: Please. You want some fish?

The Man in Black: No thank you, I just ate.

Jacob: I take it you're here because of the ship.

The Man in Black: I am. How did they find the island?
Jacob: You'll have to ask them when they get here.

The Man in Black: I don't have to ask: you brought them here. Still trying to prove me wrong, aren't you?

Jacob:You are wrong.

The Man in Black: Am I? They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same.

Jacob: It only ends once. Everything that comes before is just progress.

[Pause]

The Man in Black: Do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?

Jacob: Yes.

The Man in Black: One of these days, sooner or later, I'm going to find a loophole, my friend.

Jacob: Well when you do, I'll be right here.

The Man in Black: Always nice talking to you Jacob.

Jacob: Nice talking to you, too.

this is my favorite King Julien quote from Penguins of Madagascar (POM)


Episode: Popcorn Panic

Skipper: Fail is NOT an option!

King Julien: Then I will do the opposite of fail!

Marlene: You mean...succede?

King Julien: No I will not succede...nobody will be sucking seeds!
XD

Son of Mine: "He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing - the fury of the Time Lord - and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned there, forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did."
The best Doctor Who quote I've ever heard ^.^

its from the internet:


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~~~~~Glee~~~~~
    
Kurt: Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.
Blaine: You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?
    
Blaine : I'm crazy about you,
Kurt: So...I'll take that as a yes?
Blaine : Yes. You and I are going to prom together.

Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.

Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your body.
Mercedes: Embarrassed? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.

Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?

BLEACH
ICHIGO: But...but...I thought you were a cat!
YORUICHI: Cats don't talk. Use your head, Ichigo!

*young desert boy looks horrified at the metal arm of Edward elric*

Ed - You scared?

Boy - why would I be?

Ed - Well theres something you have thats intimidated me for a while now. Those eyes. Those red eyes. I used to be afraid of them b/c they were different. Not like mine. But you dont always believe everything you hear about people like me not from your parents or anyone, because even they can be wrong.

* Ed's little bro cuts in the conversation*

Alphonse - thats why we all have to find our own answers, but slowly, overtime

That is my fav quote! It is from the anime Full Metal alchemist!

Chris - Look, I got plenty of room, I'm going that way. Hailey can sleep in my bed. Though, your lookin' a little plump, Hales. What the hell, I've had bigger trunk in my bunk.
Hailey - I'm pregnant, you idiot !
Chris - Ohh.. (looks at Nathan ) Dude, totally not mine!

-One Tree Hill =)

Sebastian-Don't you see what's happening?
Grell-I suppose so,but I would hate to chip one of my blades.
Sebastian-Please do help us out,Grell.
Grell-Oh,Bassy!How could I deny you?Well then,when we kiss,can it be..just..a little bit..of tongue?
Sebastian-I have no idea what you're talking about.But I can,in fact,tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.
Grell-O///O-launches-

These are a couple of my favorite, theyre hilarious!

Xander:(imitates Dracula's accent) where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? Vone, two, three — three victims. Mwah, ha, ha, ha!

Buffy: What are you doing here, 5 words or less?"
Spike: Out for a walk...bitch."

Buffy: ...so then Kathy's like, 'It's share time.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Share this!'
Oz: So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Buffy: "Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserves it, don't you think?
Oz: Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy.

Cordelia: I don't think there can be a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the mayor with humus?

Anya: What a day. Gimme a beer.
Bartender: I.D.
Anya: I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a frickin' beer!
Bartender: I.D.
Anya:Gimme a Coke.

Buffy: You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?

Xander: Oh, here we go. I am the bug man, coo-coo ka-choo

Buffy The Vampire Slayer is one of the greatest shows ever, though I think i overdid it with the quotes

DAN: THIS ISN'T THE MOVIES THIS IS REAL LIFE! STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD!THE WOLFMAN SCRATCHED MY CAR, AND HE MUST PAY NEXT MONTH!

CHRIS:Why next month?

DAN: Next full moon.Don't you watch movies?

CHRIS: So what are we doing today?

DAN: Nothing! Go home! *slam*

This was from DAN VS. The Wolfman!XD
It's really funny!

Jeckle: "You know, I've been lying here thinking."
Heckle: "With what, chum?"
Jeckle: "Brains, old boy, brains."
Heckle: "Yeah? Well what have you been thinking about?"
*best quote ever* Jeckle: "We cartoon characters can have a wonderful life - if we only take advantage of it. We can do ANYTHING we think of!"

This is from an old cartoon show called Heckle and Jeckle. The episode is called "The Power of Thought" (1948). I love this quote because it's true: in a cartoon, you CAN do anything. This quote by Jeckle has always amazed me. Cartoons have the power to do crazy, unrealistic, silly things and it's really fun to watch them.