Pull the curtain rod out of the fucking wall and scream "I'VE GOT A WEAPON AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!" and of course swing it around wildly whilst screaming like a mad woman.
posted over a year ago
lolllll I don't know how I'm going to beat that! XD
1. Grab eiter the shampoo or something I can easily squirt in their eyes, then grab their weapon and use it against them.
or
2. Walk off the movie screen and freak out all the people who went to a movie that wasn't 3D (Mwuahahahaha!).
Easy, grab a phone, jump out a window and call the police. AND if you have none of these things, well then I guess your screwed unless you have a neighbor but then again he could come after them.
but I don't care 'cuz I got SHINee fever!
BA-BAM!
posted over a year ago
what does shinee have to do with this? Unless u r gonna borrow those wings lol
I'd rather die by inhaling excessive amounts of water than being brutally torn to shreds, shot in the mouth, or beaten senseless with a fucking steel pipe, thats why.
this is not hard to solve i can use some self defense i learned from a few youtube videos so most likely i would probably disarm his weapon and use it against him or i can disarm his weapon and knock him out by hitting one of his nerves.
posted over a year ago
i am not really a fighter but in this case i have no choice.
run out with an ax and say in a deep, devil voice...
"I've been waitting 4 u, where have u been!?" with a creepy face as i watch him slowly walk back 2 the door and leave.
I turn off the water,wrap myself in a towel lock the door,and turn off the light and fan,grab the nail polish remover,my moms razor,and my body wash,then hide.
That actually describes pretty much every shower that I've ever taken.
I'd do what I always do when I'm scared in the shower.
"MOM GET THE FUCK IN HERE I'M SCARED."
Grab the body soap and put it on a wash cloth. Put the shower curtain up in front of the door. Grab my dads electric razor. Hide in the dryer. Wait. o_O
posted over a year ago
Honestly though, I'd be parilized with fear. I can't make split-second disicions like that.
Put a towel on,spray the psycho with pepper spray,break a mirror on his face,smash his face in with a hammer,then when he's knocked out throw him near a wild animal...XD
I,ll get out of the shower, put on my towel/robe thing heading to my room. Sit on my spinning chair and wait for him to come in.I'll turn around while petting my stuffed cow (yes, stuffed cow) and say, "I've been expecting you"!!
But heck! im just a girl XD what do i know about serial killers??
Either: scream for my fiancé equipping myself with something that looks weaponish enough, waiting for the intruder to come in and throw it at him realizing afterwards I knocked my fiancé out.
Put on my robe,throw the febreeze spray can at the mirror to break it,grab a shard to use as a weapon, grab the scissors from the cabinet and stab whatever i see that moves
get out, get dressed, get a missile launcher, and the go KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or: get out, get dressed, gets a flametrower, and they r dead naow ^_^