Ok children let's start the day with a few math problems,what's 5 times 2?

for crying out loud...


IT'S 12!!!!

xD
Now.. wasn't that so hideously obvious.

That scene is my alltime favourite bit in south park, because the day I met my boyf when we were on a school trip, he recited that whole scene hilariously loud in public, doing all the funny voices and gestures perfectly as we were walking down the highstreet. Loads of people must have been staring at him but I was in fits of hysterics and crying with laughter. It was so funny as I'd never heard the original at that point and mainly cos he remembered the whole thing and did all the voices perfectly the teachers were right there and he didnt care who was staring at him he just wanted to make me laugh XD
Then that whole day went on to be perfect, and I'll never forget it XD
So thats why I love that episode ^-^ lol

....idk.....is it...26?

YOU KNOW WHAT!
DEAR MATH,
I DONT WANT TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!!
I HAVE MY OWN TO SOLVE! >:O

How would you like to suck my balls?

Uh.....
10?

Oh! Oh! I know this one!

Fish! :D'

I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!

10.
Duh, this math problem is so easy.

10 duh

10.
Now it's my turn

factor this.
2x² + 9x − 5

THE ANWSER IS: fuck you i hate math.

Not math!

I dont know! True... False... Eleventy Nine?!

I dont know!

*dies*

Your mother.

5 times 2 is equivalent to 2+2+2+2+2, which is both equal to 10.

NO! Must resist temptation! XP

A math problem?

12, duh.
SPR! (South Park reference XD)

10.