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What's a good comeback for shut your face or shut up?

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say i can't shut my face sorry i choose not to BUT you better befor i friken SHUT IT FOR YOU and for shut up i would say why don't you if your gonna be an ass
seeuvocaloid3 posted over a year ago
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say shut dont go up cars go fast so take me advice and kiss my @SS!!!
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partypony said:
I just say, "Your mom." Doesn't make sense, but it works every time.
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lol
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THAT WAS MY ANSWER
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-sapherequeen- said:
"Unless there's an automatic door connected to my cheek that I can open and close at all times, I don't see how that would be possible."


Yeah, that's probably a bad one.


I'd probably go with, "Is that really your best comeback?" or "Typical response of an idiot when intelligence makes its appearance."
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I like the typical response one!
x-menobsessed26 posted over a year ago
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:D Yes!
BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago
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person' shut up me' you now who you talkin to? person yea me' woops too scared to say it kid
lolmanjksae posted over a year ago
LinaHarrow said:
OH! I get what your asking now.
I always say "I will not be silenced.".
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dramatic!
harindirulz posted over a year ago
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Ooo, good one! Imma gonna use that one next time!
BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago
KatiiCullen94 said:
Your wish is my command Biatch.
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WRITE IT LIKE THIS OK THATS BEE-OCH
shaneoohmac13 posted over a year ago
tabithasb13 said:
"Why don't you make me?"
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i would say how about you shut up so i can shut up after you shut your face in a door
lolmanjksae posted over a year ago
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i would say can you say shut up one more so i can get a comeback for ya to say after i roast ya?
lolmanjksae posted over a year ago
VampiresRevenge said:
"I'm not creative enough to think of a comeback, so wait a few minutes while I ask Fanpop what I should say."
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Jroc said:
Most of these comebacks are absolutely terrible. Here's a few that I use regularly. No you shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
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ivoryphills said:
"I would, but then there'll be nothing to tune out your crap."
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Justie_Love said:
Shut me up where? OR try ur own advise :p that's wat I say
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shaneoohmac13 said:
JUST GIVE HIM THE FINGER EH!
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JUST GIVE HIM THE FINGER EH!
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lol i know eh!
shaneoohmac13 posted over a year ago
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hey thats MOTHAFUCKIN EH! LOL
shaneoohmac13 posted over a year ago
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F**KIN " A "
shaneoohmac13 posted over a year ago
CokeTheUmbreon said:
I got many:

You shut up
Go fuck yourself
Tell me to shut up again, NIGGA!

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nah, that would be a sign of someone who is TRIGGERED!! they usually comeback saying someone is triggered or has anger issues...
Natethegrate2 posted over a year ago
Bubble132 said:
I always say : why don't you ! That makes them shut up !
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LuvWeezy7 said:
No You. It works for everything. Try it.
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mrsspencereid said:
A popular one at my school is "Shut doesn't go up." Stupid, I know, but no one even thinks twice about it where I live.
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Chewfjkd said:
thats what your mom said last night is a GOOD one.


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Hidden said:
Silence or indifference, it pisses the dumbass off completely.
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it works.
Kentomlin posted over a year ago
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i don't get it? do you say ''silence or indifference''?
rhissatw posted over a year ago
Duncan-lover1 said:
"or wat?! u'll show it in me?!"
it grosses them out lotz XD
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adultswimperson said:
I say "You're Mom" or "Chicken-Butt".:)
Works everytime.:D
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nymph_tonks said:
"go to hell." or "eff you." work.
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you want to do something more insultingly smart instead of quick thinking.
Natethegrate2 posted over a year ago
GWENxTRENT said:
Shut don't go up! Only dead people do!
Your mom.
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME FOOL!

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I like the last one!
kristalovepercy posted over a year ago
h2ogirl123 said:
Easy just say "Nah I'm good" :D that's what i do hahaha
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Perfect XD
Natethegrate2 posted over a year ago
harindirulz said:
*punch*
or if you are into non violence say,
"no, it's your turn" "sorry, can't do that, I'm too interesting" "so you're looking for attention again" or "could you spell that for me"
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PhoenixRoyale said:
I've got multiple answers for this. :L

"Pft, at least I GOT a mouth and use it correctly, instead of being an @$$. =.="

"Don't talk about yourself, you're making yourself look bad..."

"Says the one who wouldn't!"

Yep, very lame answers. D:
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I actually like these ones XD
Natethegrate2 posted over a year ago
SwEEtOOth123 said:
Here's a good one! Say "What black,blue and buried in a ditch?" person will say "What?" "You if you don't take that back!"
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wantadog said:
Do what he says and shut his face
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XDDD
blackpanther666 posted over a year ago
Musiquelover said:
Say " shut doesn't go up" //shot//
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LightLink said:
Just say, "I don't feel like it. Why don't you try."
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sexi_emo_girl said:
YO MOMMMA/DADDY (it depends on which parent they love more)
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l1ly0tter said:
"My mom."
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VanilaCoco said:
I'm too lazy too!

(works for pretty much everything)
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MrsRight216 said:
say suck my dick
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Real mature comeback...
blackpanther666 posted over a year ago
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Suck my dick!
CokeBoy97 posted over a year ago
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I volunteer as tribute but let me get the microscope first.
justMarie posted over a year ago
summer2987 said:
i don ' t shut up , i grow up and when i look at your face i throw up ,


from stand by me , love that movie .
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Perfect LOL
Natethegrate2 posted over a year ago
zutaradragon said:
twat was tht, i cunt quite hear u...
ever notice even tho ppl of different sexes have different names 4 jerks or bitches, an asshole is something we all have in common?
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*Cough* Sorry, but that was a fail...
blackpanther666 posted over a year ago
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Sorry...
CokeBoy97 posted over a year ago
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I would just like 2 point out how long ago this was
zutaradragon posted over a year ago
zanhar1 said:
Just keep talking.
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Lol. XDDD
blackpanther666 posted over a year ago
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Lol, good one.
FloraorStella posted over a year ago
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Perfect LOL
Natethegrate2 posted over a year ago
blackpanther666 said:
I would say something intelligent, yet cutting to the soul.

'Firstly, you have no way of making me shut up. Secondly, if I obeyed the command of every idiotic troll on the internet, you wouldn't be here talking to me now. Yet another idiot that talks before they think, that opens their trap and comes up with yet another reason why people are stupid...'
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Anaely said:
U can say' sorry, but I don't take commands from idiots'
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daniel0104 said:
If they say shut your face then say:"shut yo buttcrack all the shit and the poison falls out

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MineTurtle5 said:
My big sister always says 'Make me'. It works really well. Trust me.
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FloraorStella said:
Just say, "Make me or shut yourself up, jerk."
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funnyanswerhi said:
I'll shut up when you shut up but you never shut up
Say this in one quick sentence
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Castiel488 said:
If someone told me to shutup , I would say show about you shutdown cause your getting annoying..
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DarkGirI27 said:
If it's a girl, just say "I'll 'shut my face' when you close your legs."
and be sure to glare. o-o
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youllneverknow0 said:
If the person was a slut say "why don't you shut you legs?!"
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judy_n_love said:
i would say : "honestly i would slap you but that would be animal abuse"
IT WORKS EVERYTIME!!!
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TAIKAMODO said:
For "Shut Up"

"If something shuts, it goes down and closes. Up is the opposite of down. So if you tell me to shut up, that must mean i should keep talking."

For "Shut Your Face"

"Do you see a door on my face anywhere? No? Well, unless you want me to make a door to your jaw thar DOESN'T close, i suggest you be quiet yourself."
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Damn...
CokeBoy97 posted over a year ago
1800cokethatho said:
I would say its ok your on your period youll get over it

or hey how did you get here did you open your cage
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Sara90876445 said:
Just start cracking up and say " What happened to u?" and point at their face. Then walk away. They will be so confused
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Canada24 said:
This :)
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CokeBoy97 said:
I'd say...
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I'd say...
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carlie445 said:
If someone says shut up, you just say AND DANCE WITH ME! Works every time...
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THIS WOMANS MAH DESTINY SAYIN OH OH OH SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!!
Wolfpaw6 posted over a year ago
ChiliPepperLuv said:
The best comeback for shut up is, "Usually, shut doesn't go up."
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Peaceandlove67 said:
A good comeback to shut your face could be. "I didn't know faces could shut." A good comeback to shut up could be, "And if I don't..."
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KO-KO said:
Shut don't go up, prices do. So do me A favor and shut up to.

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rhymes to
Wolfpaw6 posted over a year ago
Nick3600 said:
"I bet you kiss girls fagot"
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Big_Bad_Wolf said:
Stick your butt up
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BEN_DROWNED said:
You shouldn't have done that.
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justMarie said:
But everytime I look at you I throw up.
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CombackWin said:
"Shut up!" There's no law that says I have to.
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Sunflame said:
Just ask "Why?" They can never think of a good response.
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somebody can say" because I said so or because you need to
Wolfpaw6 posted over a year ago
Hennistar said:
Just say some randoms stuff that has nothing to do with it like:

I like trains.

Hi.

I like DOG FACE.

2nd response: lean back and be like BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHH


3rd. Be like,: Who you talkin to, my hand?Cuz my hand in my pocket I aint know who you talkin to but if you want my hand out I can get it out and slap you. Say it Ghetto

4th. LAALLLLAAAALLAAAAA

5th. Ima let you keep being a girl(this part is optional)with cho corny ass jokes
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princess_andrea said:
you can't shut me up your not the boss of me so talk to me hand
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r9holland said:
You say, I don't shut up , I throw up. NOW LICK IT UP LILE HIEHUNTS KETCHUP!!!
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boytoy_84 said:
I'd say "fratello sei matto?" (You mad bro?)
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SwagGirl971 said:
Person:Shut Up Me: Your the one talking so why dont you?
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itsmebruh said:
Say this: I don't shut up, I grow up
And when I see your face, I wanna throw up
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻#getwrecked
-that was bad sorry😂😁
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jaysonlimos6 said:
Make me you @sshole
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Dr_Raniya said:
First I used to be that idiot who just coughed or said ahem! But now I just say, "I don't shut up, I grow up and when I see ya o throw up."
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ErzaScarletXX said:
"ahem, bitch, I can't shut up, I choose not too, and you ain't my mama/mom, so, why don't you! oh wait, you can't think how to, because you have no brain"
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houwe said:
I will if you do!
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TheRoastMaster said:
Once someone tells you to "Shut up",Then you say I can't because Shut doesnt go up unless you can reverse Gravity
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VanillaCupcake1 said:
Shut it yourself, you idiot!
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alienman2121 said:
Just say "Ladies first" because if they boy they rage if they girl they leave
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FabulousFrie said:
When someone tells you to shut up. I say: "Is there an App I can download to make you go away?"
Or when someone tells you to shut your face say "Can YOU shut YOUR face in a door?"
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lolmanjksae said:
i would say your telling me shut up then you shut your but up
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ilovecookies3 said:
i just say " sorry i don't think i can shut up if a piece of trash is in my face" or well there was this one time in 5th grade where my besties bf was not being a good bf and he thought i liked him so he hated me and he went " well VK why don't you just shut up and mind your own business.'" and you bet i said " Motherfucka I dont think i cant shut up if there's trash in my face" i was a savage 10yr old FML
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Elio_1010 said:
That’s what I told ur mom last night
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Natethegrate2 said:
Just say "Okay Boomer..." its quick and insulting.

or just start singing "and dance with me, this women is my destiny" that's the only verse i know. if your a girl you don't have to sing that verse

typically all you have to avoid saying is anything related to anger, like swearing. people will make fun of you for that. oh and don't say a very long come back that will lose their interest or make them think that you are putting to much effort for such a little small phrase.
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CottonGirl123 said:
When someone says shut up to you, Say: Oh I feel so sad for you because you have to shut up:(

If they say it with you're name say: Oops, You spelled you're name very wrong, Better luck next time!
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