I'm bored so whoever is the most random gets a prop. Can you say something random?

kids in the backseats cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids.

banana cat

NO BIRRITOS JUST TACOS NO!!!!!
BUT CHARLIE?!?!?
CHARLIE?!?! WHO THE HE** IS CHARLIE?
IM F**KING PIKACHU!

I think THIS qualifies as random:

It- it was incredible!! The storm raged on as the lightning and pickles fought for their FREEDOM from the dreaded letter Q! *bursts into tears* I can't talk about it! It was so HORRIBLE! They were- they were- the milk! OH DEAR LORD, THE MOTHERF**KING MILK!!!!!!
OLD YELLER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????!!!!!!!!!

Imma tell you a storeeeeeei

There once was a cat on a mat with a rat and a bat lat what's that a hat rat paddywack give a dog a bone and bones are in people' body's and give us structure and shape and shapes are things like triangles and squares and circles like the Sun and the Sun isn't really a circle it's a sphere and everything in the solar system orbits round it elliptically and ellipses are what I had to study for because I had a test today and LA LA LALA LA LA, LA LALA LA LA I LOVE THE SMURF'S THEME SONG! Will you dance with me? Kenny the rubber chicken said no, and so did his sister Lilibobilicatdeelyforeally but I didn't even ask her to da- hey do I smell pie? GIMME THE PIE! I must hide it from the pie bandits of the north-southern Himalayas who participated in the battle of the British and Australian stereotypes where the fish and chips fought valiantly against the kangaroos for glory. CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S A HERO, HE'S GONNA BRING POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO! CUZ POLLUTION IZ BADZZZZZZZZZZZZ. And so is smoking and poverty and Adolf Hitler? Hey, who said Hitler? My friends birthday is on Hitler's birthday which makes my friend evil by birth. HE SHALL HELP ME IN MY QUEST TO RULE THE WORLD! We have assembled an army of scimitar-wielding monkeys and flame haired Shetland pony sized unicorns to help us, along with a million tortured souls who shall rise from the dead on my command and obey my every whim! MUAHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

Look this fish has a Mickey Mouse head on it!

okay, i'm looking at my devil cat. she is laying down. im hungry. but im NOT done typing. my friend just called I hung up. i resume typing. in school, we had a party. im looking at my cat again. she is looking at me. "SIR! Private Eggy, reporting for duty, SIR!" POM quote pops in mind, into fingers. Friend calls again. "IM TYPING, ABBIGAL!" "DONT CALL ME ABBIGAL" i hung up. laptop running out of battery. i plug it in, cat follows. Cat moews. OW. I dont like Siamese, even if they're part Persian. tpyes. Hoover. Moby Dick. Lemon. Spot. Pie.

Something Random.

笑 = lol [[In Japanese]]

WITHOUT MUCUS YOUR STOMACH WOULD DIGEST ITSELF!
Hows about that for random XD

The girl next 2 the chicken kinda looks like a monkey wit the hair over its body, has any1 seen "Super robot monkey team hyper force go"? That show has 2 do wit a lot of freekin monkeys that R robots! Has anyone also seen "Whatever happened 2 Robot Jones?"? The 1st time I saw this show Robots voice was actually like a robot. When they was another seasn on, his voice was like a girl... My sis is watching TDI rit now so Idk wat 2 do now. I'm hungry... Sry if I didnt put much random stuff in it or if I made alot of random crap and U people would probably think I'm cheatin(or not).

pizza is it random enough???

I. Like. Pizza. Love. Carl. My friend Carl died from typing this. lol

I left my room for five seconds and those stuffed animals at the bottom of my closet got up, and like, started throwing random fruits at my door. When i caught them, then ran away again, but...i have to admit, they do know what art is really about. *stares at colorful splatters of fruit on door* Yeah, now i have a reason to have the dogs come upstairs...they can lick the fruit off my door... (this isn't so random, sorry, it looks like crap now...-____-)

The cow in the medow goes ' Moo '
The cow in the medow goes ' Moo '
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and thats how we get hamburgers.

i didn't know that god's of death celebrated halloween...i think Misa's a witch...L should b a mummy, cuz he's slowchy...Light looks good as a vamp. ^-^

Flying boats

I told myself "I should get on the computer" so I got on the computer and I don't know what to do now.

ILL KELL YOU

OHHHH! I LIKE TOOOOO EAT MEH CHICKEN!

☺

bannana froot loops in a wizard hat being eaten by a purple monkey and the monkey is sitting in a dishwasher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME TOO!



BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH YA I'M VERY BORED, BUT I'M SURE U HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN STAY ON HERE ALL NIGHT

I GOTTA DOLLAR I GOTTA DOLLAR I GOTTA DOLLAR HEY HEY HEY HEY

PICKLES ARE PEOPLE TOO!!

THERE ONCE WAS A PICKLE WHO TALKED TO HIS NICKLE AND THEY BOTH GOT TICKLED CAUSE HE WAS A TALKING PICKLE

I ATE FROM BURGER KING TODAY

SPOILER

I'M WASTING YOUR TIME RIGHT NOW

YES I'M WRITING RANDOM NON-IMPORTANT STUFF BUT U CAN'T HELP BUT TO KEEP READING

WHY DO U KEEP READING???

DO U LIKE HAVE NO LIFE??

ARE U A LOSER?

I THOUGHT SO

K I'M DONE WASTING YOU'RE TIME

BYE






DUDE SERIOUSLY?!?!?! YOU'RE STILL READING COME ON


YEAH I'M SO AWESOME U CAN'T HELP BUT TO KEEP READING...I GET IT




OK THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS!!....*SHOOTS SELF*...........................................................................................

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OH MY GOD I THINK I BROKE.............never mind

beets are gross

here watch this... actually u need to watch the whole series...

I like your hat.

LOTION PANTS IWANNABEAFIRETRUCKWHENIGROWUP BACON BAGELS SAUSAGE COCONUTS!

A soft and chewy murder...