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volleyblue13 said:
Ok, here we go:
1. Take a jumprope, and jump 123 times
2. Take the same jumprope, and twirl it in your hands 10 times per hand
3. Take a pac of tic tacs and shove ALL of them in your mouth at once
4. Eat a peice of Big Red gum with the tic tacs still in your mouth, then get Elmo to lick the wrapper, then stick it on your head (Big Red Challenge)
5. Spit out the tic tacs and gum on the floor, step on them, then put them in the freezer
6. Run outside and jump into the nearest source of water (a little puddle counts)
7. Even if its not raining, while your in the water, start singing "Singing in the Rain"
8. If anyone looks at you weirdly, which they will, stalk them
9. Follow them at all times, and wherever you are at exactly noon the next day, you will jump up and down saying "I'm goin' to Disney Land!!!" 200 times
10. Go exactly North of your position hopping on one foot (DON'T SWITCH FEET), and the first person you see after 50 steps, go up to them and hug them, run away, go West 100 yards while skipping
11. Once you have done that, go to a preschool nearest you
12. Even if the door is unlocked, crawl in a window or use another entrance
13. Walk around until you find a Sesame Street product, and hit yourself in the head with it
14. Do this constantly until someone asks what your doing, then throw it at them and say "The Cookie Monster wont let me in!"
15. Find Robert Pattinson, walk up to him, and kick him in the shin, then run away screaming "He's after me lucky charms!"
16. Find a computer, and track down Elmo's Twitter profile
17. Contact him and ask him how he gets to Sesame Street
18. When he doesn't reply, which he won't, (Elmo thinks your weird after Step #4) contact Big Bird
19. When HE doesn't reply, find his house outside of Sesame Street
20. Wait until the next day, and as soon as he's leaving for Sesame Street, jump on his back and demand for him to take you
21. When he says NO, knock him out and steal the map to Sesame Street
22. Buy a Big Bird suit at your local costume store, tell the cashier its for a birthday party
23. Follow the map to Sesame Street
24. When big bird shows up confused, promptly scream "IMPOSTER!" at the top of your lungs
25. Call 911 and have the REAL Big Bird arrested and sent to prison
26. Live the rest of your life in Sesame Street, and live happily ever after
27. WAKE UP
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