Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn't let the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King…

Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why Gryffindors all sing:
Weasley is our King.

Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn't let the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King.


In honor of Gryffindor Keeper Ronald Bilius Weasley. This is the Gryffindor version of the song written by Draco Malfoy. We can't be sure if this was written on the spot or prepared in advance. Me, I find the latter highly unlikely. At the time, Ron was unable to block more than a couple goals each game. The Slytherins composed and sang this on the day of their match against Gryffindor. This was also the same day that Harry, Fred, and George were banned from Quidditch by Umbridge.

I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled you once,
Now I dueled you twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.


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