The biggest difference between a guitar and a fish is that you can't tuna fish. Posted over a year ago

My grandmother's Hemlock has been having some issues. I hope an expert can get to the root of the problem. Posted over a year ago

Birds have fowl language. Posted over a year ago

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

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i got these from link VVV Posted over a year ago

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

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