"PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES" (2017) Review
I have a confession to make. When the Disney Studios had released the fourth movie in the "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN" franchise, I wished they had never done it. I wished that a fourth film had never been made. I also believed that the franchise was fine after three movies. Then I learned that a fifth film was scheduled to be released this summer and . . . yeah, I was not pleased by the news. But considering that I can be such a whore when it comes to summer blockbusters, I knew that I would be watching...
There have been a few rumours that Penelope Cruz will be returning to Pirates of the Caribbean:Dead Men Tell No Tale. In Pirates 4 ,there seemed to be a little bit of romance between Jack Sparrow and Angelica , Penelope's character. I might be mistaken but do you think that something might happen between the two in the next film?
Also the same thing with Will and Elizabeth....I don't really care either way but will they stay in a relationship and will we get to see the supposed child that they had together in the scenes after credits?
Walt Disney Pictures decided to swap Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – the fifth installment in the theme park ride-based movie franchise headlined by Johnny Depp as the slippery scallywag Jack Sparrow – out from the Summer 2015 lineup this week (right after the studio repositioned Marvel’s Ant-Man to takes its place), rather than rush the swashbuckling blockbuster down the assembly line as fast as conceivably possible.
The Dead Men Tell No Tales script is still being written by Jeff Nathanson (Rush Hour 2 & 3), who took over from Pirates 1-4 co-writers...
* He who sleeps with pigs will rise with odor.
* Don't take other people's treasure, even if they're dead.
* Pirates are not all bad.
* Rum is very handy for starting large fires.
* Increasing one's vocabulary is a good thing.
* When bargaining, be sure the terms are very clear.
* Monkeys can be cursed.
* Be very careful when telling people a fake name.
* The closet is probably not the best hiding place.
* Sometimes people deserved to be slapped.
1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times.
.........3. say your crushes three times.
4. paste this to four other groups.
...If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
......But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CHRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSSee more ..
I'm not mad I was born in Port Royal. Nor I'm mad that I basically don't have parents. What makes me furious is being a pirate! Mom and dad knew it, one false move and they'd end up getting a mini-pirate generation. But pirates be pirates and bam! Kate was born on July 10 in Port Royal. Nice place to live, right? Except the cleric likes to leave me no supper and no breakfast and i have to clean up the church, the stables and everything else for no pay! I hate them for leaving me here. Changng a daughter for rum is a cruel and despicable act, you know. Anyway, I think Jack heard my stomach, so...
Why do we love the characters of shows and series?
Well there are two reasons 1. Because the producer or the director was incredibly smart 2. Because the actor is too lovable and too good at what he or she does.
With Pirates of the Caribbean it is a little bit of both.
Take Jack Sparrow as an example, Jack is a rediculously hilarious hot pirate. If anyone else but Jonny Depp played that character, then Jack Sparrow would have basically flopped, because Jonny is so good at making that character coe to life. Also take in consideration of Will, he is an irresistibly hot and...
If you a new fan of Pirates of the Caribbean and you don't want to watch all those movies start by watching Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides. It's super cool and you will know whats happening because theres no following from the others.
There is someone collecting a crew under Jack's name.OH my it's,you don't think i would tell you just like that.No you go watch the movie,or you could be a fan.If someone does become a fan i'ill write what happens.
So remember if you don't want to watch all the others start with Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger tides.
Here is the official pirates of the caribbean prayer.
Our father who art in the Caribbean
Hallowed be thy name
Thy treasure will come
on earth as it is on the Black Pearl
give us our daily bottle of rum
and forgive us our drunkenness
as we forgive those who are always drunk
save us from the locker
and deliver us from the Royal Marine
for Jack, Barbarossa, Gibbs now and forever
Barbossa: "This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortez himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortez was insatiable. So the heathen gods placed upon the gold a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity."
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