Quotes competition

I have too many favorites :( but here goes...
• Percy:
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

"How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub."

"I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping behind you, and nobody even looks at you funny."

• Annabeth:
"Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.
Annabeth: Was it hard?"

"Percy: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?
Annabeth: Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see."

• Grover:
"Grover didn't say anything for awhile. Then, when I thought he was going to give me some deep philosophical comment to make me feel better, he said, "Can I have your apple?"

• Nico:
"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

• Thalia:
"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant."

• (And just for fun) Dionysus:
"The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.

"Erre es korakas, Blinkey!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!"
"Um, he's a video game character," I said."

1.Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."......I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."

2."Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."

"Which one is me?" I asked.

"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

"Oh, shut up."

these two are my favorite :)

No, thats our giant friend Leroy! He's gonna help us!

Percy- "Pam? Like the cooking spray?" (after Grover says "At the rate things are going, I'll never find Pan.")

Annabeth- "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?" (after Percy asks her why she'll be fighting with him.)

Grover- "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing." (After Percy calls him a stalker with hooves.)

Nico- "Are you really the son of Poseidon?"
(At this point Percy says he is.)
"Can you surf really well, then?" (Who doesn't love young Nico? <3)

Rachel- "What kind of name is Percy Gotta-go?" (When Percy and Rachel first meet.)

Luke- "I hate prophesies." (Lightning Thief)

Thalia- "'And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.'" (Hoover dam scene, obviously ;))

Annabeth: "I want to built something permanent."