(Potential Movie Spoiler) Catch that?

The penguins had been together for awhile but nothing prepared them for this. It was a cool, brisk spring morning, when they were training.
"Alright boys, let's act cute and cuddly for our guests." Skipper suggested rubbing his flippers together.
It seemed to begin as a normal day, but in an instant it changed. Toppling over something, Private noticed there was a letter and picked it up.
"Skippah, I found something here." Private said anxiously.
"Kowalski, what do think?" Skipper questioned.
"It looks like a letter." Kowalski murmured examining the paper. Skipper shot Kowalski a "of course" look....

Killer turned around nervously.
Ki: "Uh, Skipper .... what are you doing awake?"
S: "You weren't leaving, were you?"
Ki: "No, I was ..... just going for a walk."
S: "Come on, if you planning on coming back for Private, you would tell him you were going to fake your death. That's right, Killer, I know what's off about you. You must be so messed up to walk out on him. I've got news for you. You're never going to find a better kid."
Ki: "I know, I know, I'm just afraid of what might happen. I mean, if the hunters return and .... what if I mess up again."
S: "You leave and you're messing up majorly....

Private followed the average routine of the challengers. He was named, weighed, and taken to the arena. The smells of food taunted him as he moped in like a zombie. It got even worse when he looked down and found his challenger. Max's big petrified eyes stared up at him begging for a chance to live. He took a deep breath and the shot rang out.


Skipper's body was thrown in the dumpster. As the man walked inside, something began moving. It was Skipper! He climbed the repulsive heap of trash and corpses. He swung a leg out of the garbage. In the motion of moving his other leg a flipper grasped...

Skipper jumped to his feet and kicked the shadowy penguin in front of him.
S: "Stay back!"
K: "Skipper, calm down! It's me."
S: "Kowalski? Who's she?"
N: "I'm Nicole, and you are Skipper?"
K: "Afirmitive,"
N: "Kowalski's told me a lot about you Private, and Rico."
S: "Oh, like what?"
N: "Only good things I assure you. Like your impecable leadership."
Skipper blushed and whispered to Kowalski.
S: "I like your new girlfriend."
K: "Girlfriend? No, we're just friends."
S: "Come on, Kowalski, I know you better. You have feelings for her, don't you."
N: "Guys, I'm right here."
K: "Sorry, Nicole. Skipper was being...

Skipper's point of view
A human whipped me to the ground. The bone-chilling hands jerked me up from the ground. Then, I knew it was my turn. As the gritty man carried me, eyes peered out of the pitch black darkness. Some were filled with melchnolly relief and others with despair. For they knew, they could be next. Right, at that moment I remembered the words my father had told me when he had left for war the final time: "Now, that you're a soldier you must never be afraid to die. It is the greatest honor for a soldier to die on the battlefield. Win or don't come back at all." The human hoisted...

Night,at the zoo...
Private:Skipper,nothing seems to be bad
*Rico becomes scared*
Rico:Ouuuugh!!!
Skipper:Well,all right.I can just sleep with-
*Kowalski turns angry*
Kowalski:Cream!Cream!Cream!WE ALL GET IT!!!
Skipper:Kowalski,what's with you?!
Kowalski:NOTHING!JUST LET ME BE WITH WHO I LOVE FOR ONCE!!!
Skipper:Well,who are you in love with?!
Kowalksi:CREAM!CREAM!CREAM!
*Skipper turns red*
Skipper:Forget this!Let's sleep!
The next day...
Cream:Hey,hon!*kisses Skipper*
*Skipper kisses Cream as soon as Kowalski comes*
Kowalski:Uggh!
Skipper:Cream,I love you!
Cream:I love you,too!
*Cream leaves the HQ*
Kowalski:Skipper!I...