Separated at Hatching?

Private: Do you have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do you have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will you take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to love and to nourish, til death do you part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will you take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to love and to nourish til death do you part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: You may kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are you doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

Note: This, as you probably already know, is the confirmed name for the Blowhole special that will most likely be the last episode aired. Inspiration for this article came from LeonardFan's scenario posted under the 'Final Blowhole Episode Title Confirmed' photo and Jedipenguin16's wall post on the club. I hope you enjoy it. :)

Skipper walked into the room Kowalski was in. "Kowalski! What are you doing?" He asked, causing Kowalski to nearly jump out of his feathers. He tried to cover up what he was working on by leaning far against the table. "Oh...Hello Skipper. I was just, uh..." Skipper shook...

Soon the penguins began to walk. By noon their feet felt ablazingly painful. The sand rubbed them raw. The towering sun beat down on them. They had thought New York was bad in the summer, but that was nothing compared to this heat. Each minute every penguin seemed to fall to the hot sand. Their mouths were as dry as a waterhole in Africa during the dry season. It wasn't long before Private fell back, but before he hit the ground Skipper caught him as usual.

"Private!" Skipper cried.

"I'm so thirsty, Skippah!" Private whined. Skipper took Private's cantine off of his soldier and gave it...

A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 3: “Do You Take This Otter?”
Friday, September 3, 2010


It was the biggest event taking place at the zoo in years, and all the animals wanted to bear witness to it. On a day that the zoo was closed for repairs, a crowd of animals gathered inside and outside of the zoovenir shop to watch the ceremony: Antonio and Marlene were getting married.

At 1 o’clock in the afternoon, the event got underway as Marlene walked through the zoovenir shop’s main entrance and began her procession down the aisle, escorted by Maurice. As Kowalski played “Here Comes the Bride”...

whats your fav sport

A.jump rope B.wresaling C.football D.chess E.tennis

#2 you find a lost puppy what do u say

A.awww!!! B.kaboom C.SPY!!!! D.*you observe it* E.wheres your owner? come on lets look!

#3 what do u do after school

A.hang out with my friends and talk
B.do awesome tricks with your bike
C.spy on people
D.do homework or study for test
E.Help people

#4 what do your friends say about u

A.sweet
B.crazy
C.Paranoid
D.smart
E.a hero

#5 what movies do u like to wach

A.romantic movies
B.aciton movies
C.war movies
D.scinece fiction
E.aciton movies (i know i said that 2 times)


#6 whats your favorite pattern...

Chapter One: The Price of Love

Before I begin, I need to offer some explanation for my title. Fan fiction, by definition, is a story that stars the characters from the book/movie/TV show etc. without using any plots from it. This story is no exception. But you can’t just read through my story like many other (often wonderful) fan fictions: You need to think.
This is the mind frame you should be in while reading this fan fiction: There is a reason. There is a reason why Rico regurgitates weapons and tools. There is a reason why he speaks very little and has a large scar on his beak. There...

Kowalski descended down the ladder into the penguin’s HQ, having just gotten Skipper to confess one of his deepest secrets. His vision panned from one side to the other, scanning the inside for the other penguins.

Rico was sitting in the corner as usual, brushing his doll’s hair and cooing at her. Seeing thing brought a smile to Kowalski’s face. Even though he thought of their relationship as weird, it was still kinda cute to see Rico act like that and Kowalski couldn’t help but smile at the manic bird.

His eyes continued to pan until they fell upon Private. The youngster was sitting...

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 1: Three Confused Penguins
    Skipper has packed the last of his things in a greatly oversized suitcase, filling it to the brim so that it had difficulty closing. It was full of the latest and most deadly military equipment in the base for enemies could be lurking in the very shadows of the Bahamas. You can't be too safe on vacation, Skipper thought as he dragged it off his bunk and it fell to the ground with a clatter, waking up Kowalski.
    Kowalski rubbed the last of the sleep from his eyes and blinked sleepily. "Your...