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Betting on jacks

added by skipper12a

Source: The Most Dangerous Game Night

I made this some time ago and thought I'd share it with you fanguins. Hope it made sense.

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penguins of madagascar

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peacebaby7, 1kowalskilover and 9 others like this

Skipperlovah258 This bit is kinda sad, since private lost the TV, but its still funny! XD

skipper12a So many jacks! Yes, yes it was.

stlouisfan Aww! Poor Private.

ILUVKOWALSKI Poor Private, he look so sad. D:

GoTeamSkipper I thought I could handle fivesies ;(

hotsnowsels Aw, poor Private. Mean gorillas should not take advantage of cute naivety.

Skiparah Obviously grabbing jacks without fingers would be hard DX

1kowalskilover no one and i mean none makes a penguin sad cause if u do i...will....feed u brussle sprouts ok forget that last part i will tear your heads off

Voliet's Revenge: 2

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

"Alright,men" Skipper whispered where Kaitlyn wouldn't hear,"We'll allow her to stay, but keep an extremly close eye on her, I don't trust her at all." The boys nodded. They came out of the huddle. "It took you long enough, and by the way, I'm Kaitlyn." She said. She had a tinky little smile on her face. "We'll allow you to stay.......... for now, but the first little trick, you're out." "I understand." Kaitlyn sighed. "Good." Skipper said. Kaitlyn sighed again, it seemt like everyone was supicious of her. Maybe it was because of how she looked. No, that couldn't be it. She was to pretty. "Oh...

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter 8)

posted by warpenguin

Jedi penguin came in the middle of the night telling them that she whant to help with the plans.Then hans and three other penguins frome denmark came to asked for their help."Why do I whant to help you?"asked skipper."Becuse all of my penguins got kidnaped."Awnsred hans."Youstill have three of yor penguins left."reminded fun123fun."So that is not enuft to rescue the rest of my penguins."said hans."Ok we'ill help you."skipper said.When they whent back to the penguins HQ they started the plans."Ok first we must get in the ship."kowalski said."Then one of us must go to the engen room to see if there is anything that we can use."skipper said."Meanwhill the rest of us will go to find all of the captuerd animals."Jedi penguin replyed."After that we will go to the control room and reles all of the captured animals."War penguin replyed."If Dr.Blowehole or any of his minons attack us we will fight agens them."fun123fun replyed.

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The President Arrive in Central Park

posted by jack_ryan

TV broadcasts from around the nation flood viewers with news media, images of Air Force One landing at JFK. CNN, Headline, Fox News, MSNBC, C-Span all tuning in to the scene. "This just in," one reporter announces, "and it has been confirmed, the President has arrived at Central Park for the second time since the attacks on Washington, this time with Marine One actually landing in the park, and for the second time the President has been escorted in to the Central Park Zoo."

Another Channel reports, "Officials are not saying what the President is doing here, but within the gate of the zoo some...

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter six)

posted by warpenguin

The dance contest is over and it end up as a tie so king julean and war penguin have to do a tie braker to see who win and the tie braker of captuer the flag have started five minuts ago and they went to get the flag but after they whent marlean and roger is missing."This is my game and there is no way that penguin is going to win"king julean told him self."I know that he is going to look for the flag up in the trees but I bet that kowalski put it inside a tree."war penguin thout to him self.After war penguin look insid all of the trees he saw the flag but king julean saw it to so both of them...

The War Times chapter 4:talent show

posted by fun123fun

so it was another day of when everyone is doing something skipper was almost done with the plans to go to antartic for the war (thats what this whole fan fic capters are mostly about!) then there was that music from the lemur habitat agien but EVEN LOUDER! polly didnt like it one bit she remberd that her ma ma told her how strong she was so she had a plan

lemur habitat

polly:will you piep that music down!
king julien:what silly penguin i cant hear you!
polly:*turns off boom box* keep the sound down!
king julien:oooh why dint you say so but i cant
polly:*thinks* idea! so your a dancer huh?
king julien:yeah...

Kat's Dark Side 2

posted by woowie

"If people see you, they'll capture you!" said Skipper. "Bleh!" Rico agreed. "We'll just say she's a rare species!" Private suggested. Everyone agreed.

The next day, Kat could walk. She went outside. It was Sunday, so everyone just hung out. Kat could not get out, however. She couldn't swim with her cast. "Oh shit!" she thought, "How the hell am I supposed to get over there?" She then jumped up, and flew. "Pinky!" Skipper said, "Don't do that in front of people, got it?" "Got it." Kat responded.

The day was fun. Kat met new people (one tried to fling poo at her), hung out, and even explored outside of the Zoo!

Kat ran into the middle of the road. A truck was about to hit her! She woke up. Just a dream! Everyone was sleeping still. "Good." she thought.

Operation: Mad Genius Chapter 3

posted by PenguinCrazy14

Hello, RavenFeathers here. I've finally gotten started on Chapter 3!! *does victory dance* All right, like I promised, the explanations for Chapter 2.

Warning: The following explanations might make this chapter seem longer than it actually is.

….Okay, to start, for those who are interested in Ravena's personal story, there's a possibility that it might not be revealed until Operation: Matchmaker. [If anyone's giving the screen a 'what the hell is that?' look, one, it's offending your computer screen, and two, just read my profile for the summary of that story.] The reason is that I wanted...

Skipper Defeated?

added by PripperNKicoFan

The Penguins Of Madagascar

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: Penguins Of Madagascar Promo Graphics

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Are you okay Julien?

added by Rikopriski

Source: (HQ) Penguins - Operation Good Deed Promo

I Work Alone (15. Credos)

posted by Aquade

"I have a plan, but you're not going to like it," I said.

Skipper glanced at me doubtfully. "I have a feeling that I'm not going to like it too."

Kowalski turned his gaze on me. "What is it?"

I looked at Skipper. "This has something to do with the deal we made earlier. I'll distract X while you guys escape."

"Hey!" argued Skipper. "When I made that promise earlier, I didn't plan for this."

I glanced sharply at him. "We made a deal, so don't you tell me that you're going to back out of it."

We reached a dead end. I looked at them all in turn. "Don't you see? I'm not going to let another penguin die...

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I Work Alone (8. Badgers)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: I'm in a very happy mood, and I don't have any homework right now, so I decided that I would post this now. Have fun with it!

“It’s Friday, boys, and you know what that means.”

Kowalski took out his clipboard as I rolled my eyes. “Recon,” we both said.

“Can we have snow cones later?” asked Private.

Rico nodded vigorously in agreement. Skipper smiled. “I don’t see why not. As long as everything goes as plan.”

I fist pumped the air. We all went topside as Skipper gave us our roles. “Rico, Kowalski, you have the zoo. Nathan, Private, you’re in the park. I’m...

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Oops..

added by B0XFISH

Source: me

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" A poem for Doris the Dolphin..." scene.

added by JediPenguin16

Source: screenshot

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Skipper Pez Dispenser

added by SJF_Penguin2

Source: My photo.

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I Know Her (5): The Other Woman

posted by peacebaby7

Antonio led Marlene through a series of sharp twirls as fast-paced music played through a small radio Antonio had found left on a park bench. Marlene laughed as Antonio held her close and held her in a dip as the last few chords hung in the air. Still holding her, he traced the side of her face with a finger. Then he started to close the distance between their lips. They looked up at the sound of someone clearing their throat.

“Skipper,” Marlene said as Antonio pulled her upright with an irritated sigh.

“Yes, Skipper,” he said with his voice edgy with sarcasm. He muttered something under...

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How To Be An Annoying Fan

posted by Mother-of-PoM

All right boys, stand by for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if you say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No more Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

You didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN YOU READ?

problemo solved!

This is you captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i said KISS IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to kiss you monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!...