KOWALSKI!!! <3

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, or something like that, but I've changed it's title becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone by sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would search for clues the next morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

One day in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a penguin documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." said a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do you need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't you remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are you guys acting so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally show up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop you and send you back to your gloomy Virtual World, where you came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. You might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of random things he got from his habitat. He said it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting second place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, or third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

This was a popular fan-fic over at Fan-fiction. Until I accidently deleted it. DX So... anyway! Someone in this fan-fic gets a sugar rush. And its not Skipper. Its Kowalski! Yay! But this is the first part of the first chapter. This is kind of a two chapter one shot with an epilogue. If that's even possible. So I'll shut up and you just read :)

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The hush of dawn whispered out onto the Central Park Zoo. Most of the animals were still asleep. But not Skipper and his crew. The penguins had been awake...

Prolouge: You unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, you travel along the berm of imagination, next stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby penguin and a ringtail lemur are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What...

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR Christmas Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially Christmas Eve. So... what do you wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) Hey guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: Top secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

One Night in The Penguin's Hq When The Penguins Where All Sound Asleep, Kowalski Was Dreaming About Science All Last Night That He For Got To Get Up That Morining For Training. So, Skipper Had To Go in The Hq And Tickle Kowalski Till He Got Up. By The 4th or 5th Spot Skipper Was Tickiling Kowalski. Kowalski Said "Skipper, That's Enough, Stop It!" So Kowalski Got Up from After Skipper Was done Tickling Him And Did His Daily Training With The Others. After The Training When He And the Others When Back Inside, Kowalski Said, "I Need To Find Some Romance." So, When Kowalski Said That, In The Middle...

Rico sat next to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the food I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two penguin dummies made out of gross taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two penguin runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. Next Kowalski makes a working sling shot using...

Julien sat there on the ground screaming and crying....staring at Maurice's lifeless corpse...he was all alone...he didn't know what to do...the loud cracks is all he heard besides his screaming...why he thought...why did Maurice kill himself!!

Suddenly...a fox with glasses came in the bathroom...she was wearing glasses as it seemed...and she had these fish eyes that startled julien when he saw her...

Julien:w-what do u want?!

???: your friend is dead it seems...

Julien:a-are u trapped in this school like me...?

???: yes...but I'm already dead...I died a while ago...

Julien:?!

???:my names naho...and...

NOTE!!: this is the characters statuses right after the second story...enjoy:)

Central zoo high:

Skipper:
Gender: male
Age:17
Status: dead
Bio: very strong leader who cared about each of his friends..after getting out of heavenly host..he tried to revive his friends who died in there...but died while doing the spell..

Kowlaski:
Gender:male
Age:17
Status: dead
Bio: very smart penguin that everyone loved...died from Bieng tortured in heavenly host and eventually choked from his tongue Bieng removed...


Rico:
Gender:male
Age:18
Status:dead
Bio: penguin that didn't follow the rules to good...tried to bring back...

This is basically showing all the body's that the penguins found while in heavenly host, and how they were killed and what zoo they went to, tell me what you think about it:D

Central zoo high

Kowalski:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause of death: stabbed multiple times, tongue removed

Maurice:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause if death: possessed by evil spirit and hung himself


Central zoo elementary

Mort:
Gender:male
Age:9
Grade:5th
Cause of death:crushed by supernatural force against wall, died instantly

Seaville high
Menfriedi:
Gender:male
Grade:11th
Age:17
Cause if death: stabbed multiple times all over...

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private were in their secret base under Centeral Park Zoo playing cards and eating samon, it was a very quiet day at the zoo, Julian had gone on holiday, most of the zoo animals had been up all night and so were asleep. At that point the sonar system on Kowalski's computer had picked up something, the penguins then abandoned their game and slid to the screen "Kowalski, analysis" said Skipper putting his fins his hips, Kowalski turned to Skipper "sir it seems that three objects of different sizes are heading this way at incredible speeds"
"Right, Rico we need weapons,...