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Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR Christmas Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially Christmas Eve. So... what do you wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) Hey guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: Top secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...
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posted by JediPenguin16
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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to edit it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski next to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when you find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins or Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty year-old watermelon in your colon. (phil)...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.


Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.

The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the day he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.

The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.

Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.

This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.
posted by MsKowalski99
One Night in The Penguin's Hq When The Penguins Where All Sound Asleep, Kowalski Was Dreaming About Science All Last Night That He For Got To Get Up That Morining For Training. So, Skipper Had To Go in The Hq And Tickle Kowalski Till He Got Up. By The 4th or 5th Spot Skipper Was Tickiling Kowalski. Kowalski Said "Skipper, That's Enough, Stop It!" So Kowalski Got Up from After Skipper Was done Tickling Him And Did His Daily Training With The Others. After The Training When He And the Others When Back Inside, Kowalski Said, "I Need To Find Some Romance." So, When Kowalski Said That, In The Middle...
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posted by dsprtpenguin
Our love isn't like a love story,
But I wish it was.

I wish you would carry me with your white horse,
and come in with the rain.

I wish you said that we would be forever and always,
and have that happy ending, fairy tales have.

I remember when I first met you,
I was fifteen to be exact.

Sparks flew around me when I saw your beautiful eyes
You made me crazier and crazier every minute I spent time with you.

If you ask me if I love him,
I'd lie.

I'd write poems about you and decorate my whole wall with every memory I spent with you,
I'd give you half of my heart if you ever need it,
I'd scream till my lungs...
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posted by Metallica1147
     Chapter 2

    Over at the penguin’s habitat the penguin’s where outside doing swimming laps. A few minutes later Brandon arrived at their habitat.

“Hey guys how’s it going?”

“Brandon why must you and everyone else always have to come when we are training,” asked Skipper while looking angry.

“You know I really don’t know it’s just a force of habit I guess.”

“Why are you over here anyway?”

“Well I wanted to talk to you about going on a date with Marlene.”

Skipper’s eyes then widen Skipper realized that Brandon knew his secret...
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Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...
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posted by Sandrei
The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their food supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly by and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell you about minding your steps? You should...
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Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
posted by skipperluvs
Rico sat next to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...
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hello i'm here to inform the peaple about peinguins. peaple used to think that peinguins only lived in antartica truth is they can be found just about anywere from africa to calafornia infact there are only SIX species of peinguins that actually live in antartica including the peinguins we all know and love who are the only species that has plain orange feet and some times orange bill they can also be black and plain black and white feathers all other species of peinguins like the emporror peinguin the largest species of peinguins at a lenght of up to three feet has an orange near and on the...
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posted by skipperluvs
Well you guys, i wuz on myspace and found out dat da penguins have 4 myspaces... 1 for all of dem n 3 individual ones (private dont got one cuz he too young) its like sooo awesome! if yall wud like to chek it out den here are da links to all of em!!! enjoy peoples!!!


Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link

Skipper:
link

Kowalski:
link


Rico:
link

To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, den Skippers but his dont got info on it and den rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...

KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!
Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the food I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two penguin dummies made out of gross taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two penguin runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. Next Kowalski makes a working sling shot using...
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Me:hagrid mayfol call me and hermimeo
Hagrid:what
Me:mudblood
Hagrid:*gasp* no he didn't
Me:yes
Harry:what's a mudblood
Hagrid:it's someone you who's parents is it a wizard
Me:well I am pure blooded
Harry:how?
Me:mom and dad
Hagrid:she right Lilly and James potter were wizards and ce to HogWarts
Ron:well what *throws up a slug*
Me:ewwwwww
Hermimeo:my parents aren't wizards
Me:it's alright
At the griffndory house
Me:well what we now is that someone open the chamber
Skipper:the chamber?
Harry:we can go see the chamber in the old girl's bathroom
Me:right but what about moaning myrtle
Ron:right she pretty scarder
Skipper: hello but-
Herminoe:oh don't be a chicken
Skipper:HEY WHAT'S THE CHAMBER
Me:oh sorry the chamber is where something keeps coming from there we don't know what it is or who open it
posted by LifelessPenguin
I think Skipper is hiding something from us all the time. He hasn't talked to us since the mission in the lemur habitat. BUT MAYBE THIS IS THE TIME THAT SOMETHING WILL BE REVEALED. I'm pretty sure about it. I've been saying it all this time in this story.

After that, Skipper set another rendezvous again. He said he will be confessing something to us. Well, that was awkward. Every time Skipper confesses something to us, it is always about that cruel and no-good dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. Maybe he will talk about it or maybe he will not. Let us see later.

Five hours have passed, then, the rendezvous...
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posted by anna447
anna:ok everyone
bolt: why are we here?
anna:I keeped having a dream that this was ganna happen.
Timon:o.k
cookie:right
(ogway puffs out of nowere)
ogway:this an't the bathroom.
anna:down the hall first door on the left.
(ogway leaves)
tigeress:ok
po:that was strange.
anna:anywhy well we don't have any dares so I'll make my own.
1.cookie,sqrut and lucky have to sing forget about love with cookie plays the gal.p.s this is my 2nd fav song
2.timon has to kiss marlene on the lips for 2 hours.
3.tigeress tell the others your crush out of the kfp boys.
cookie,marlene and tigeress:WHAT!
anna:lucky plays aladden...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly stood up and lept out of the habitat. Skipper tried to go after her, but Marlene,Julien and Maurice wouldn't let him through. "You don't understand! I didn't kiss Crystal, SHE kissed ME!" Skipper protested, hoping that his friends will believe him, but instead they just scowled even more. Suddenly, something in Skipper's brain clicked! He finaly realized that he could PROVE his innocence! They were in Kowalski's lab when the kiss occoured, and Kowalski had just finished installing video cameras in there! Skipper smiled and turned to run to the HQ but Maurice jumped on him, and crushed...
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posted by skipperfan5431
It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are cleaning the HQ. " Skipper. Where do you want this?" Lilly asked as she held up a hula-girl bobble head doll that had it's head taped on. (get it!?) "Uh, just toss it in the trash." He replied as he dusted the stuffed fish. Just then, Private darts in to the HQ, holding Lilly's communicator. " Lilly! You have a message from some female. She claims to be your sista!" Lilly made a pissed off face, and her eye began to twitch viggerously. " Give me the communicator Private..." Lilly demanded. Private flun the device to her...
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