The humanized PoM villains - Hans

added by Marika_1996

fan art

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Marika_1996 That's a sketch dedicated to fox_tamer_113. You want it, you got it, fox ;) I'm working on the PoM villains series. Stop me before it's too late! X3

alex333 Kill Hans mwhahahmwhahamwhah 0.0

fox_tamer_113 I'm at a lost of words... It's not that bad as you warned me... Actually it's pretty good!

Unknown Thoughts (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Feels Like Tonight")

posted by mostar1219

She didn't think it would matter if she told him how different she feels. She does her best to eliminate traces of the past, so it wouldn't matter, right? She does her best not to be that angry around Kowalski, so, it shouldn't be a problem, right? She secretly didn't have a true motivation to calm down until she first met Kowalski, so it's easy to manage, right? If the world would go as planned, maybe. Maybe it does go by some plan, but not her plan.
When Kowalski entered their apartment after getting some materials from Brooklyn, he saw Monique on the couch, staring at the ceiling in serious...

Work Things Out (fanfiction about daydream from hearing "It's Not Over" by Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater by the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings or dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

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I Need You Back (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Life After You" by Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

She was just about 10 miles from Manhattan, but her car broke down. When Monique got out of the car, she was angry and sad that she kicked her front left tire while crying. Luckily, she broke down by a repair garage. Before she pusher the car closer to the repair garage, she took out her biker outfit and motorcycle from the trunk. She has been riding a motorcycle a lot to get her anger out. She put on the outfit over her clothes and put her helmet on.
By the time she got back on the road again, she was remembering that night.
Flashback
She and Kowalski were out for shrimp. A man was talking mess...

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'Little Skipper'

posted by Skiparah

It was an unusually chilly night in June. It was the 8th of June to be exact. Rain was pouring down in torrents, showering the abandonned trailer. The reflection of headlights on an occasional passing vehicle or a flashlight danced along the tin roof. A penguin darted quickly across the gravel road, his body slicked and shiny from the pounding rain. He hurried to the trailer, ducking beneath it and crawling down underneath. He slunk a short ways before thrusting himself up through a hatch in the floor above him. He found himself in a small, warm kitchen. He stood up, slicking the rainwater...

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Finding The Light: (1) Who's Kowalski?

posted by peacebaby7

"Gin." Private said as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are you so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...

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Luna Preview

posted by legendary7

While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The penguin felt the fish dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, you okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering penguin didn't and...

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The Final Word (Chapter 1)

posted by BrightLight92

"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The penguin slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help by digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 9

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother by his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched by the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 2

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien said that you can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do you think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...

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Penguin Bloopers: Opening Sequence

posted by peacebaby7

Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told you it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I said I told you it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told you to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A BEAR ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...

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Crossroads: part 1

posted by Skiparah

(Skipper's Autobiography)

You might find it hard to believe if I came right out and
told you the place I know the most about is the place I
hate more than any other. It's not the land itself. I guess
it's not the people either. I once let my hatred for them
get too far out of hand. Now that I think about it I find
that the people were only peices of the puzzle. It's
not the people or the land that makes me dread it so
much. It's the memories.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Copenhagen, Denmark wasn't a terrible looking place.
I just knew deep down I didn't fit in there. I didn't
belong there. There are a few good memories...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

posted by peacebaby7

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded by humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will you be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 3 Adjusting

posted by legendary7

The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The bed is half vacant, my mother lays asleep by herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on top of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, acting as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and cross my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...

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Penguin Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! YOU TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! YOU ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

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Penguin Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

posted by peacebaby7

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't or anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are you doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if you can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired by peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the next scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, you have to kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: You heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying Orange (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. HEY KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer by my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then move back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't you crawl into a #pantry and die already..

Penguin Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

posted by peacebaby7

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that pink play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh you wanna dance, prom...

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WARNING!

posted by peacebaby7

SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the show nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because you will be watching the show with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing

Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.