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Fail

added by DorisTheDolphin

Source: Me and that little PrtScn button you see in ther corner.

F to the A to the I to the L. What does that spell? FAIL!! :3

fan art

yokaisummoner, urumica and 4 others like this

Spi_Kat_Penguin ROFL!!! XD

DorisTheDolphin :D

eugb LoL!

skipper687 Wow just wow

Penguinangel lol XD This is awesome! Except I'm afraid I'm gonna have a seizure if I look at it too long.

Icicle1penguin "Just didn't expect it'll happen so soon." LMTFO!

Kowalski355 lol soooo funny!

yokaisummoner Okay that part was a bit humorous. Gotta love Skipper's tone at that scene. S: "How did you even MANAGE that?!" K: "I can't hear you. Trying to stick on face." I liked Skipper eyes. He was so shocked to see Kowalski like that. & Skipper DOES look recalcitrant to me. recalcitrant: (!) Having an obstinately uncooperative attitude toward authority or discipline. (2) A person with such an attitude.

mixmaster15 @yokaisummoner: Actually, kowalsi said: S: HOW did you even manage that?? K: cant hear you! toilet stick on face! and....i DID NOT know what recalcitrant means...untill now that is....but the thing that gets me, is that RICO knew what it meant!....weird huh?

anna447 lol if marlene saw this she would A)gasp or B)laugh out loud for 4 to 10 mins strite btw what epesoude is this.

DorisTheDolphin @anna447 - Brain Drain

Kowalski355 man... didnt he look soo dumb in that episode after the......thing happened... and before he ate the fish,

CuteCuddly I LOVE BRAIN DRAIN!!!! If you have watched more at least five times, say 'aye' AYE! "I like peanuts, and I like butter. But I do not like peanut butter. Weird." LOL!!!! What was your fav scene? MINE WAS WHEN HE WAS EVERY SINGLE ONE!!!!!

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Unexpected Love

posted by Jhoman12

It Was A Perfect Sunny Day And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He Said I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene Said "Uh Ok Come On In" She Said At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected Love Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene Said To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice Said "yes I Do" She Said *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I Love You" Marlene Said "I Love You Too" Maurice Said Then They Kiss Again
The End

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What's in your heart(part 1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Marlene: Hey guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings you here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad you remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper:...

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Is that a party hat, young Private?

added by Private1sCut3

Source: Showdown on Fairway 18

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The Happy, The Surprised, And The I Don't Care X3

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Night and Dazed

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Afro Swag

added by CedarPointPOM

Source: Madagascar 3, me

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I see what u did there, Skipper

added by skipperahmad

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Penguins of Madagascar poem! :D

posted by ImAnEasel

I love The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't more people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This show is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The more I watch this show, the more I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.

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Operation: Challenge- Prompt 2: Love 01.19.15

posted by peacebaby7

Love 01.19.15

There is a price to pay when it comes to “love.”

If anyone knows that, it’s me. No one truly knows how hard my job is. They think I make it look so easy. That’s because I have to bury my emotions to make the hard decisions. I have to feel nothing. I can’t cry, I can’t feel pain, and I most definitely can not let my anger alter my judgement.

Today, I lost two good soldiers. Manfredi and Johnson, my brothers in arms. And I hold myself accountable.

What many people don’t realize is that war is a duty. The only real choice is whether you accept it, and what you fight for....

The Great Migration (9. Shark Attack)

posted by Aquade

They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his heart was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller by the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are you all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when Dexter had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, Dexter laughed...

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It looks like they are doing a Valley.

added by Dr6112002

Source: Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2

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Let the Penguin do the Driving

added by chaos-ice

Source: POM episode (i forgot what episode this is from :P)

Private

added by Cowtails

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 1

posted by queenpalm

"I have not any new information. At the moment they are simply doing training. The club is doing well. I think one of the members is almost on our side," I said.
"Okay then. Good work. Keep a close eye on them. Especially that Annabella and Ivy. I don't trust any of them neither should you," Dr. Blowhole said.
"Okay, this is agent Scar, signing out."
I shut down my Spycon and headed to my elevator. Great, my daily reports were done, and it was only noon. I still had time to hand out the remaining invitations!
The doors opened and I stepped up and out. I took a short climb up the volcano. I scanned...

Blowhole's Puppet (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Savin Me")

posted by mostar1219

In the New York jail, there have been criminals who have been expected to commit the crimes they have, whether it was stealing or destroying property. Obviously, Cecil, Brick, and X were all in the jail, but the most unexpected criminal of all was Monique, and it wasn't even her fault.
A while ago, she caught Blowhole creating a chemical mixture illegally. Since he knew she was helping the police while not even being a cop, he injected her with the mixture a minute before they came. Ever since, she's been beating people and places up and it got her where she is and, without her knowing, will...

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The Battling Best (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Hall of Fame")

posted by mostar1219

The team was invited to participate in a fighting tournament. They will each be going against an enemy that they have some sort of connection to, yet never met before, but, they'd have to fight individually.
"Listen up, team. Today is the big day. We've done extra training for two weeks for this. Just because we'll be split up for this doesn't mean that we won't be the champs. If we're going to be strong on the outside, we're going to start by being strong on the inside and be confident that we'll take home the gold!" Skipper was saying.
The four high fived each other and they were on their ways...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (7) Falling Hard

posted by peacebaby7

March 20, 2012
0853 hours

    Kowalski walked into the living room with a yawn. “Morning guys.”

    “Well you look rested.” Skipper said sarcastically.

    “Sorry Skipper. I just didn’t sleep very well last night.”

    “Why not then?” Private asked innocently. “I don’t know. I just tossed and turned a lot. I couldn’t stop thinking.”

    “About what?” Skipper asked. Kowalski sort of froze. He didn’t want to tell him what he was really thinking about. “Uh…the invention...

Held In (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "No Surprise")

posted by mostar1219

The other penguins were sleeping, but Kowalski couldn't find any slumber. He was too busy swimming in his thoughts.
He was in his lab that night wondering about how the others thought about him for the umphteenth time. Private recently told him that he looks up to him, which gives him a bit of ray of sunshine in his mind, and Rico just thinks about fish, last time he checked. The teammate he worries about the most, though, is Skipper.
For a long time now, Kowalski felt like he's been watched by Skipper, as if the leader was waiting for the scientist to screw up. He knows he's different from the...

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...

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Penguin Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! You know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

Penguin Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...