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Im a Disco Penguin!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Nick.com clips

Lolz Private! XD

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SandMCLASSIFIED, hanz1192 and 3 others like this

Penguinangel Shake that little penguin booty, Private! XD Can't wait for this episode to air!

Bluepenguin ^Lol Ikr!!! KOWALSKI'S DISCO FACE MADE ME ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! xD

GIVMEKINGJULIEN LOL RICOS DISCO FACE :P

Lzk94pzpom WHAT EPISODE IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! O_O

Bluepenguin ^The ones that are coming on tomorrow and OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR A BRUSH WITH DANGER!!!!!!

EppofangirlXD OMGLOLit's too pretty for words!

kowalskielol yaaaaaaaz! so cute and awsome.

Kowalski355 I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!! I just watched it today!!

Spi_Kat_Penguin Shake it Private!!!

SandMCLASSIFIED I second that motion with a-"DANCE DISCO PENGUIN!!!!!!!" hahahahahahahaaaa lol

BenedettaandKo Yeeeeeeiiii

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i`m watching you !!

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PoM Humanized+Female Version

added by mexicanpenguin

Source: mexicanpenguin

tortured...chapter 1

posted by spmana123

note:this is my first story, so it might not be the best, but its pretty good:) enjoy!

i watched in horror as blowholes minion begun to beat rico savagly with a bat over and over again, hearing him scream in agony, begging him to stop, blood gushing out of his mouth from the beating, while blowhole was laughing the whole time.

skipper:blowhole, stop! your gonna kill him!

blowhole: i,ll never stop, and he,ll suffer until he begs me to kill him!

after 5 minutes of bieng beaten, dr blowhole told his minon to cease and stop. when we saw rico, we were traumitized to see all of those bruises and blood...

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What Does The Julien Say by Marlene

posted by MorG14

Marlene: I know how to teach Eva her bird sounds Skipper in a song but there's one I don't know Skipper: Start singing Marlene: (sings) Skipper Freaks People Out Rico goes jerk and the Private goes will you go out on a date with me Eva is dumb and Kowalski stresses out shyly Alice goes my great great grandparents Classified runs away from Dave the Octopus but theres one sound that no one knows what does the Julien say

heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk

what does the Julien say

I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before

what does the Julien say

nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

what does the Julien say

annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy

what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows

Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.

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Blame the Lemurs.

added by Myopie

Source: Pizap (Meme)

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Happy 4th of July!

added by Niss_Deniclyn

Source: The Penguins Of Madagascar

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Julien Being ... Julien

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Source: Internet

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Kowalski

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Kowalski

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I love This Penguins!!!

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Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows...chapter 8...blood drive..part 1

posted by spmana123

NOTE!!!!: this chapter immediately takes place after the events of the story corpse party/penguins...enjoy :)

It was a typical sunny day....and skipper was trying to enjoy himself.....private tried cheering him up....

Private:c'mon skipper.....cheer up... It's been four months now...I know it's tough...but we've got to move on....

Skipper then turned around and begun to yell at Private...scaring him..

Skipper:MOVE ON!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON!!! AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST FORGET ABOUT KOWLASKI!!! JUST ACT LIKE HE NEVER EXISTED!!!

Private then began to cry and fall to the ground, covering his...

Corpse party/penguins:book of shadows, chapter 2

posted by spmana123

Skipper private and Rico were all set up to go to bed that night, skipper and Rico continued to argue all day that day, making private more and more upset. Private laid in his bed, and immediately went to sleep, Rico and skipper still arguing.

Rico: you know what, I can't deal with this anymore!!! I'm going to spend the night at juliens, at least I care about him!!

Skipper: fine! And I do care about him!!!!

Rico then left slamming the fish bowl at the top.

Skipper then went to his bunk bed and climbed in it, and suddenly.....broke down.

Skipper:"sobs" why....why did this have to happen?!

Skipper...

Penguins/corpse party:chapter 5

posted by spmana123

Skipper: ugh....what the?....where am I?

Skipper had woken up, wondering where the heck he was.

Skipper: dammit....I must be in the main building...I've got to get back to private!

skipper got up and started to walk back to the 2nd building entrance, but heard a familiar voice that stopped him in his tracks.

???:skipper.... This way...

Skipper:?!.

???:get to julien...please....he's on the verge of snapping....

Skipper: .....that voice sounded like...Maurice's...

Skipper quickly went to where the voice had told him to, and found himself inside the boys bathroom.

Skipper had checked all the stalls to...

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'Dollface' Chapter 1: Fly-boy

posted by Skiparah

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It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. You would imagine that only a penguin could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five minutes outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick wall that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...

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Warrior's Of Night ~Chapter 1~ -Axolotl-

posted by winkies77

Hope you enjoy this. :D

It was mid-after noon in Central Park Zoo, and everyone who visited the zoo started to leave for home.
Including the animals as well. The sunset was beautiful, even for the most grumpy animals.

But something was fishy in the penguin's HQ, almost like a sticky fish.

"Kowalski! Whats is that thing?!" Skipper shouted as he ducked and bobbed away from a lizard like weirdo.

"I believe that's a Axolotl." Kowalski replied, and ran back into his lab, and came out a minute later. "My scanner-ray should tells us actually what it is."

After Kowalski scanned it he started explaining,...

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Thoughts of The One (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "Gotta Be Somebody")

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski didn't know what was wrong with him. Obviously, Skipper's jokes on what he believes is wrong with him never helped at all.
Every night, Kowalski has the same dream, and he couldn't tell if it was from his "subconscial visiting pill" or not. In the dream, he's in the streets of the concrete jungle face to face with a young woman, who appeared to be a tomboy with wacky hair and glasses, they smile at each other as their faces brighten up in the moonlight and the street lights. He'd feel her hair and rub his hand down her cheek, making her blush, and she'd gently pushed some of his short,...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 7: A Royal Proclaimation

posted by legendary7

I am dunked carelessly into the bone-chilling water. Kicking my legs, I try to make it to the surface. Then, I remember everything over the past few days. I am a disgrace in my father's eyes. I always will be, until I restore my honor.
Accomplishing this will be a small step, but it seems like a good start. I vow, to avenge my place. When I'm ready and properly trained, I will kill a seal and bring it to father.
I look around to check if it's safe to touch the bottom yet. Nothing out of the ordinary swims in my vicinity. Just some fish and a shark. A shark?!
I tug on the rope as a sign for help....

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 1

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Deadly Message
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Adventure Time's side

Fionna and Cake was just sleeping when someone was knocking at there door. Fionna opened the door and saw Prince Gumball. "Hi Prince Gumball. What's that?"Fionna asked. "Oh, this my latest invention. I call it the Parallel Zapper."Prince Gumball said as he ran to the living room. He plugged it and a portal appears. "Are you sure this is safe?" Cake asked. "Of course it is. I just hope that you did not eat eggs for dinner. That's what makes the machine falling apart."Prince Gumball said....

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Walking Lonesome

posted by werockz

It's been 2 days ever since Private died and Skipper cannot stop crying. Why did Private die for the world? Skipper thought. The sun would never shine again and Skipper went to Private's bunk. Ever since Private died, everyone went to their separate ways. Kowalski married Doris, Rico married Private's third best friend Nikki and Marlene moved back to California. Skipper only remained the same. He cried as he thought of it. Skipper took Private's lunacorn and hugged it. Suddenly, there was bottle that laid under Private's bed. Skipper opened it and found a note. Private wrote this before he...

The Chosen one (POM Version) Chapter 2-Party Part 1:Invited

posted by werockz

Private was stranded in Hawaii. A coconut fell from the tree and landed on Private's head. "Ow..."he whispered softly. He realized that he was hungry but an old man with nothing to eat almost fainted near the sunlight. Private just gave the coconut to him. The man ran to his shack excitedly. Private saw annother coconut. He opened it and drank it. He sighed when he remembered about the incident. He just sighed. "I just wish Skipper was here."he said.

Skipper walked alone thinking of options on how to get his Private back. Kowalski got a pad and drew suggestions but he tears the paper and threw...