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posted by Katie_Kat200
You know that Phineas and Ferb episode where they find that alien that only says "Meep!" (HEY I CAN BE A FAN OF OTHER SHOWS!) Well, I think our boys should meet Meep now. Don't ask, I just came up with this at the top of my head.

Authors Note: This is like a transcript, so you can act it out with your friends

Scene 1: Penguin Habitat, on top of the floe
Kowalski: Alright, Rico, ready to test my new invention?
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright! (holds up a complicated looking machine) ready?
Rico: Yeah! (puts on baseball glove)
Kowalski: Playball! (he hold up the machine and shoots a baseball up in the air) Potfly!
Rico tries to catch it, but it goes way too high and due to the acceleration, leaves the Earth's atmosphere. Rico tries to predict where the ball will land, when he falls backwards off the floe. Kowalski looks up at sky where the baseball dissapeared.
Kowalski: Hmm... (looks at his machine, than slaps his forehead) Sorry, Rico, set the pressure too high! (sets to the appropriate setting) Alright, ready again Rico?
Rico: (without enthusiam) Uh-huh.
Kowalski: Alright, here it comes! (he shoots the baseball directly at Rico, where the baseball hits him squarly in the stomach and he is slammed against the fence around their habitat)
Rico: (groaning) Ow...
Kowalski: Oops, sorry Rico!
This continues for some time, where Kowalski launches the baseball and Rico tries to catch it. While this is all happening, Julien is watching them very carefully
Julien: Maurice, why does the smart-y penguin have a cool machine that shoots white round thingys and another question, why don't I have one?
Maurice: (confused look) Well, I don't...
Julien: Forget it, I need a new question, like what is that whistling noise?
The whistling noise continues until the lemurs see a streak of light in the sky coming towards the lemur habitat.
Maurice: Um, King Julien, we might wanna...
Julien: (finishing Maurice's sentence) RUN!!!
Kowalski and Rico hear this and look up at the streak of light coming towards the habitat.
Kowalski: (gasps) We've got to save them!
Rico: Right!
Suddenly, the strange object crashes into the lemur habitat, causing the ground to shake around them. The fishbowl entrance opens, reavealing Skipper and Private flip out. Catherine comes out casually.
Cat: Seriously, whats the deal with the flipping out and junk, you guys need to take a chill pill.
Skipper: Whenever we hear or see unauthorized explosions, we need to investigate! Kowalski, was that a meteor?
Kowalski: Obviously, Skipper.
Private: The end of the world is near!
Cat: Private, relax its not 2012 yet.
Skipper: Right, Catherine, bring that combat yo-yo with you and investigate with Kowalski and me.
Cat: Roger that, Skippah (jumps into the HQ)
Kowalski: Well, I'll go get the proper supplies for fighting any foriegn- (is suddenly interupted by a scream from Julien)
Cat: (jumping out of the HQ) What was that?
Skipper: Fish and chips, men... and girl! There's a space squid in that habitat!
Kowalski: We need to get in there quick!
Cat: Lets go!

Scene 2: Inside the Lemur Habitat
Julien: (still screaming) Ahh!! Its just too-
The pengiuns jump in, striking random action poses. Even Catherine strikes a pose, doing a cool trick with her yo-yo
Skipper: What seems to be the problem, Ringtail?
Julien: Its too adorable! (Julien holds up a weird alien with a pink hat and white skin. It has big blue eyes)
Kowalski: Oh, good golly.
Cat: (drops yo-yo) Whoa...
Alien: Meep!
Julien: Isn't it just a bucket of adorable! I am loving it!
Alien: Meep!
Kowalski: Right, alien, what is your name?
Alien: Meep!
Cat: Hello, Meep! Welcome to Earth! I'm Catherine.
Skipper: Don't fall for it, comrades. Its only using its cuteness to put it under its hypnotic spell.
Kowalski: I'm hyponotized.
Cat: Don't aliens usually come in a ship?
Maurice: Yeah, its right over there.
Maurice points out a mangled up metal ship, ripped up and burnt from entering Earth's atmosphere. Kowalski jumps down and investigates the ship
Kowalski: (muttering) Hmm... powered by a nuclear reactor, but I can work around that... (he looks up at the lemurs and penguins) I think I can fix it, Meep.
Meep: Meep!
Cat: Alright, you adorable thing, you can come back with us now...
Julien: Excuse me! I found this Meep thing first! Therefore, it is my Meep!
Maurice: He has a point.
Cat: Well, yes, but we need him for our mission.
Skipper: She has a point. Lets move out. Kowalski, you stay here and get the little aliens ship fixed.
Kowalski: Right, Skipper! (accidently hits himself with the wrench he is holding and knocks himself out for a few seconds)
Cat: Are you sure you can trust him?
Skipper: I'd trust him with my life. Lemurs, make sure you get Kowalski anything he needs.
Maurice: Alright than.
Julien: Fine, you can have my Meep! But I've got your smart-y penguin. (at this Kowalski rolls his eyes)

Part 2 coming soon! Authors Note: The reason Catherine called Skipper "Skippah" is because she's from Australlia and has an accent just like Private's. Also, I like strange fighting methods, which is why Catherine, my OC, is fighting with a yo-yo.

Look out for Part 2! Meep!

EDIT: Also, I'm looking for three OC's. Two penguins and a lemur. Just leave a description of your OC and I'll see what I can do (Note: The two penguins will come from a different zoo and they'll help Catherine later in the story ;))
Table of Contents:
1. The New Cadet (Drama, Action, Friendship)
2. The End (Suspense, Horror, Drama, Action, Thriller)
3. The Triangle (Suspense, Science Fiction, Action, Thriller, Survival)
4. Skipper 2 (Horror)
5. Argh! (Friendship, Adventure)
6. Home (Friendship, Drama, Survival)
7. Transformed Book One: Scattered (Humanized, Science Fiction)
8. Transormed Book Two: Changing (Humanized, Science Fiction, Friendship)
9. Transformed Book Three: Difficulties (Humanized, Drama, Science Fiction)
10. Transformed The Final Book (Humanized, Science Fiction, Drama)
The New Cadet:
The penguins are in for an event,...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
Skipper stood silently at the edge of the overhang that eventually lead to the pool. The wind was strong, like rocks being thrown at you. Wind being so strong, Skipper still stood there, staring into space.

Kowalski rose from the HQ, giving Skipper a curious look.

"Skipper, what are you doing?"

No answer.

"Skipper? Hello? You there?" Kowalski asked again.

Still no answer.

"I wonder what's up with him." Kowalski thought.
Kowalski presented Skipper to the others.

"Is Skippah OK?" Private asked with a worried look.

"Not sure what it is, but he's been standing there all morning, just staring into the atmosphere."...
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Dear Readers,
If you expected this to be another chapter of Crossroads, I am sorry to say that this is not what you expected. The song 'Shadows of the Past' is a song I wrote that has a whole lot to do with the Crossroads story. If you're sick of music and tired of trying to imagine what the tune may be, I'm not asking you to do anything you don't want to. If you're in the mood, then by sweet dandy candy I'd say sit back and enjoy it! X3

--
I was a kid with bigger plans and bigger slips than the next guy.
I had some friends who'd trip you up, then make for the sky.
Every kid has a time when they...
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With a certain picture being shown on here for a third time--technically, only part of a picture (with Doris the dolphin and Kowalski) as one, but nonetheless, it was still part of the picture, so this counts for that as well--I think this needs to be cleared up for EVERYONE on this site. If you know this, great. If you don't, here it is simply. The picture for the (possibly) show finale "The Penguin Who Loved Me" as shown on Bob Schooley's twitter is for Twitter and twitter only! Bob Schooley made it clear that he only wanted it kept on that site and for it not to be anywhere else online....
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The penguins finally made it to JFK International. As they suspected, the power was out. It wasn't hard to sneak through the airport with the civilians distracted with panic, crying children, and others who were demanding their money back for the plane tickets that they obviously couldn't use anymore. Once they made it to the shoreline, Skipper gave the orders. "Okay men! We go in two man teams! Kowalski! You and Rico scope out the-" Chink! "What was that?" Kowalski's eyes widened. "Skipper! Behind yo-"

It was too late. The small object that had fallen behind Skipper erupted, a white gas released...
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A second later, he is out of my flippers in a dash. I glance down to my feet. He's gone. Fear bubbles inside my body, but soon ceases as I hear a jolly giggle.
"Wh-" I stare down to my left, bending over. Another cackle cuts off my sentence. Hiding behind my right leg, Private grins from earhole to earhole.
"I wonder where Private went. Hmmmm. Is he over … here?!" I play along, and quickly turn my head. He's not there.
"Huh?" I ponder, but once again his laughter makes me smile. I just know he's behind the other one.
I take a step forward and turn around, catching him off guard. I swing down,...
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Don't worry...there's a translation.
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(Malaysian Version)

Apa palang pintu ialah?

Oleh haiwan Tengah taman Zoo (kecuali untuk penguin dan lemur)

Apakah raket?
Apakah derapan?
Kami berada di bawah seranganIa adalah satu perkara hidup atau mati

Saya adalah impian kacang dalam tidur nyenyak
Saya mendengar apa yang saya percaya menjadi jeritan
Bahawa bukan saya yang Bada
Hei yo saya adalah adil, Terkejut!

Tetapi apakah cahaya ini
Di tengah-tengah malam
Anda mempunyai di sisi andaIa belakang saya
Apa palang pintu ialah?
Apa palang pintu ialah?

Check out bahawa Mook di langit malam berbintang
Berikan saya saat untuk...
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posted by Skiparah
I slowed my pace, but I could hear wing-beats and heavy footsteps behind me. I looked over my shoulder. Hans was hot on my trail, anger and hatred burning in his eyes. Further behind him were at least two-dozen guards. I couldn't stop here. I sped up, kicking the pavement behind me with my feet. I ducked underneath a vehicle as it sped by. I swear it just about made me have an early molt. I focussed ahead, forgetting the truck. A lady's high-heeled feet stood in my way. I braced myself, shooting like a blackand white bullet right between her legs. The woman shrieked like a headless chicken...
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posted by mostar1219
A deserted, wrecked Central Park Zoo was shown and there are screens with Blowhole's face on them. It looked like an apocylyptic wasteland Skipper was talking about a long time ago. A periscope came out of the hole of the Penguin habitat. In the Penguin HQ, Kowalski put the finishing touches on his new mobile Chronotron.
"Alright, it's complete," Kowalski said.
When Private heard that, he locked every entrance in the HQ so that Blowhole wouldn't hear. He was more frightened than usual.
"Are you sure this'll help save us?" Skipper asked while punching the wall from anger.
"I did some research, Skipper,...
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"Gin." Private said as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are you so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...
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posted by NintendoPenguin
(Marlene's POV)

I sat in a corner in my habitat, tears pouring down my face. I was just too depressed to do anything right now. Not even the penguins could cheer me up.

I choked out a sob. No one ever liked me. No one would ever fall for me, no one had, or ever would even kiss me.

I would always be alone... even in death...

"Marlene?" I heard a voice say.

I looked up and saw Kowalski, the brains of the penguins at the entrance of my habitat. I quickly wiped my tears, and took a breath.

"Hey Kowalski." I said.

"Are you okay, Marlene?" He asked, his voice full of concern. "I was walking by, and I heard...
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Another conversation with dumb Kowalski 

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get you smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 minutes later…

Private: No, I said watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon? 

Private: I said WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A watermelon is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained by smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski:...
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User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do you watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful show about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My favorite superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But Superman doesn't teach you any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do you like That 70.

User: What's that?...
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posted by Skiparah
Apparently I was wrong when I thought I'd seen the last of Hans that night. I couldn't have been more wrong. The next day he was back and glowing. "Hello chummy fun-pal!" he greeted, a derpy expression on his face. Back then I wasn't as paranoid as I am now, and I didn't smell foul play when it was in the air. I was just glad I had someone to talk to. We spent the day fooling around 'just like old times' as Hans said. It wasn't the same for me though. Too much had changed during that time. I'd fell for love. I'd lost love. I'd given up on life. I'd been rescued from death. That was alot to...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Gloria & Melman...

Gloria: "How ya doin' weavin' those vines there, Melman?"

Melman: "It's kinda hard to do with my hooves..."

Gloria: "Here, let me help you..." *grabs Melman's hooves & helps him weave the vines* "There, like that."

Melman: "Oh...thanks..." *sigh*

Gloria: "You're welcome."

Skipper: "There you are higher mammal...& I mean that literally. I need your help."

Melman: "Uh, sure. What do you need me for?"

Skipper: "Just follow me."

*walks over to the platform area*

Melman: "OK, so we're at the platform site, but what do you need me here for?"

Skipper: "This operation...
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Scene 12

Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when you see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Angela: "John! Could you come here for a second?"

John: "Yes dear?"

Angela: "Could you look after Kowalski for a while? I need to go get his lunch."

John: "Sure, not doing much right now anyway."

*Kowalski was now 4 years old*

John: "What's up, scamp?"

Kowalski: "Hi, Dad. I'm just drawing pictures in the snow. Look! This one is of us & Mom! And this one is of me & Steve!"

John: "Steve & I."

Kowalski: "No, look, you can clearly see it's me..."

John: "No, that's not what I mean. The correct grammar is Steve & I. Not me & Steve."

Kowalski: *Kowalski looked back at the picture...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

"It's coming! Dan! Come quick! He's hatching!"

"Coming Teressa!"

*Teressa & Dan watch as their first egg hatches*

Teressa: *picks up hatchling & cradles it* "Oh, Dan! It's a boy! What should we name it?"

Dan: "Um, how about Skipper? It means leader."

Teressa: "Yes! That's it! Baby Skipper."

Skipper: "Mama!"

Teressa: "Yes, darling! Mama. And Dada." *gestures toward Dan*

5 Years Later...

Skipper: *runs up to Teressa & Dan* "Hi mom! Hi dad!"

Dan: "Hi son! How was school?"

Skipper: "Oh, it was a lot of fun. Is it okay if I go to Jake's to play?"

Dan: "It's alright with me. Teressa?"

Teressa:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Otter's Habitat

Otter: "You are...?"

Skipper: "I'm, um, I'm..."

Kowalski: O.o "This is Skipper. We were just coming to, uh, welcome, you to the zoo."

Otter: "Oh, how sweet. I'm Marlene. What about the rest of you?"

Private: "I'm Private! Nice to meet you Marlene!"

Kowalski: "And I'm Kowalski. The smart one."

Rico/Private: "Hey!"

Marlene: "What about him?"

Kowalski: "Oh, that's Rico...He...doesn't really...say...much."

Rico: "Hi! Iceooeetyou!"

Marlene: "No offense, but I lost you after hi."

Private: "Oh, he's just saying nice to meet you."

Marlene: "Wait, how do you underst--Never mind. Anyway, what's up...
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We wander through the snowy wasteland for miles on end. A loud moan comes out of nowhere and I turn my head in pursuit it find out where it is coming from. It contuines and my stomach vibrates and aches. A gnasiating feeling causes me to not feel so peachy.
"Keep up, Skipper, we're almost there!" He growls. I struggle to pick up the pace, but I'm just not fast enough. As clear the purest water, a cave sits under the sunset, gleaming. My breathing heavies as I enter.
The ice sparkles above and I feel like I'm walking through the blue beam of the northern lights. Fish bones dangle from the roof...
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