Operation: Hippie Heroine
10/11/2010
Skipper pulled the binoculars down from his eyes, "Kowalski, report." When there was no answer, Skipper turned around to see his scientific friend dancing around with an iPod. "I FEEL LIKE A HERO, AND YOU ARE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOINE." Private looked amused, "Skippa, can I do that?" Rico started hopping around mimicking Kowalski. Skipper slapped himself, "Can we please save to concerts for later? Rico!" Rico slapped Kowalski, "Uh? Oh yes." He took the ear buds out, "How may I help you sir?" Skipper raised an eyebrow. "We are in the middle of a mission and you think you can zone out with your headphones? What kind of hippie nonsense is this?" Rico barfed up a stuffed bear that said, "Slap Me, I'm a Hippie." Private frowned, "What are you doing with the collector's edition Hippie Steve beanie baby Rico?" Skipper lost his patience, "I CAN'T ASK MARLENE OUT TONIGHT IF WE DON'T FINISH OPERATION STEAL THE FISH!" Everyone's eyes twitched, especially the otter behind Skipper. "Hey guys...Umm...how's the weather?" Skipper turned bright red. Private jumped to reach Rico‘s hand, "Skippa! Rico isn't sharing Hippie Steve!" Kowalski rolled his eyes, “Rico, what did Skipper spend four hours teaching you last night?” Rico barfed up a chainsaw and everyone stepped back.
10/11/2010
Skipper pulled the binoculars down from his eyes, "Kowalski, report." When there was no answer, Skipper turned around to see his scientific friend dancing around with an iPod. "I FEEL LIKE A HERO, AND YOU ARE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOINE." Private looked amused, "Skippa, can I do that?" Rico started hopping around mimicking Kowalski. Skipper slapped himself, "Can we please save to concerts for later? Rico!" Rico slapped Kowalski, "Uh? Oh yes." He took the ear buds out, "How may I help you sir?" Skipper raised an eyebrow. "We are in the middle of a mission and you think you can zone out with your headphones? What kind of hippie nonsense is this?" Rico barfed up a stuffed bear that said, "Slap Me, I'm a Hippie." Private frowned, "What are you doing with the collector's edition Hippie Steve beanie baby Rico?" Skipper lost his patience, "I CAN'T ASK MARLENE OUT TONIGHT IF WE DON'T FINISH OPERATION STEAL THE FISH!" Everyone's eyes twitched, especially the otter behind Skipper. "Hey guys...Umm...how's the weather?" Skipper turned bright red. Private jumped to reach Rico‘s hand, "Skippa! Rico isn't sharing Hippie Steve!" Kowalski rolled his eyes, “Rico, what did Skipper spend four hours teaching you last night?” Rico barfed up a chainsaw and everyone stepped back.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, or thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would you define yourself? Are you yourself because of your actions, or are your actions based on who you are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: Hey that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are you hitting yourself?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, or thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would you define yourself? Are you yourself because of your actions, or are your actions based on who you are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: Hey that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are you hitting yourself?
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@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. HEY KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer by my side.. Want a round?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then move back a bit because I have a lemon..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't you crawl into a #pantry and die already..