Another Channel reports, "Officials are not saying what the President is doing here, but within the gate of the zoo some people have said they have seen what looks to be a color guard of service men and women."
Another channel reports, "The park, as well as its' airspace has been sealed off to the public. Officials are now telling us the President is there on personal business, concerning what some have rumored to be a funeral."
Yet another channel reports, "The President has announced he is there due to the death of someone close to his administration, but he will not state who, or why they would be at this specific location. Rumors are circulating that, whoever the President is here to see will be flown to Arlington Cemetery for a funeral with full honors, however this has not been confirmed. Of course, if this is the case, out of respect for the family of whoever it is the President is here for, no media will be allowed access to the funeral. It has been confirmed this event is in no way attached to the attacks on Washington."
OK, as you might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
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