Penguins of Madagascar Article: The President Arrive in Central Park

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posted by jack_ryan

TV broadcasts from around the nation flood viewers with news media, images of Air Force One landing at JFK. CNN, Headline, Fox News, MSNBC, C-Span all tuning in to the scene. "This just in," one reporter announces, "and it has been confirmed, the President has arrived at Central Park for the second time since the attacks on Washington, this time with Marine One actually landing in the park, and for the second time the President has been escorted in to the Central Park Zoo."

Another Channel reports, "Officials are not saying what the President is doing here, but within the gate of the zoo some people have said they have seen what looks to be a color guard of service men and women."

Another channel reports, "The park, as well as its' airspace has been sealed off to the public. Officials are now telling us the President is there on personal business, concerning what some have rumored to be a funeral."

Yet another channel reports, "The President has announced he is there due to the death of someone close to his administration, but he will not state who, or why they would be at this specific location. Rumors are circulating that, whoever the President is here to see will be flown to Arlington Cemetery for a funeral with full honors, however this has not been confirmed. Of course, if this is the case, out of respect for the family of whoever it is the President is here for, no media will be allowed access to the funeral. It has been confirmed this event is in no way attached to the attacks on Washington."

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Curse You Parker the Platupus!

posted by TheRatKing1

( Author's note: I realize there are minor punctuation and capitalization errors. ignore those, and please concentrate on the story.)

“Curse you Parker the Platypus!” – A P.o.M fan fiction.
August 20th, 2011. Seaville Aqua Fun Park. Staten Island, New York.
Parker the platypus sighed in frustration and utter boredom as he rested his elbows on the stone ledge surrounding his habitat- if you could even call it /that/. Did these bozos /actually/ expect him to perform?
“Seaville Aqua Fun Park’s Trained Platypus : Percy!”, the sign above his habitat read. How this place stayed open after...

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Skipper's Curse (5): Found and Lost

posted by peacebaby7

I scanned Marlene from head to toe. Her once beautiful eyes were still blank, yet her expression was warped with anger. Her paws were in fists, balled to her sides and she was poised for combat. I’ll admit, Marlene’s extremely attractive when she’s angry—hey, don’t judge me, I’m entitled to an opinion!—but the way she was looking at me at that moment, like she wanted to decorate the room with my insides, never have I longed to see her smile more in my life.

Blowhole must’ve sensed my shock, because his laughter once again pulled...

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Skipper's Curse (3): Dial Tone

posted by peacebaby7

I know what you're probably thinking. Why haven't I told her yet? Why haven't I said anything to anybody about it? Well, that comes later. Anyway, most of the afternoon isn't that important. It was what happened later on that night that really worried me.

My team and I were away in our bunks, sleeping soundly. Well, at least my team was. Every time I came close to finally drifting into a slumber, I could see Dr. Deranged coming at me with one of those needles and injecting me with some kind of poison. Eventually, I ended up lying on my back staring at the ceiling. I know it's crazy—what reason...

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Fools in April

posted by TheRatKing1

(my first in a series of episode style fan fictions. and by that, i mean, the sort of stuff you'd see in an episode)

April 1st, 2013.

The Penguins woke up early that morning. Skipper watched the rest of his team tiredly crawl out of bed. Kowalski was first, followed by Private, and Rico....well, he just sort of rolled out of bed and hit the floor. He was still asleep.

Several attempts to wake him up were made until Private had the bright idea of placing a fish near Rico's head, intending for him to eat it when the crazed bird woke up, but just before he could place it on the stone floor, Rico's...

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Long, long ago..

posted by Skiparah

He was just a penguin with a growing depression. Not a word in the world could take the weight of the infliction off his shoulders. He was a penguin who just needed to run away and have a good cry. But he wouldn't let that happen. He knew he couldn't. I'm a man.I'm a man. He told himself that so many times. Now he walked, head hanging, shoulders drooped. Here could be found no glory, no spirit of freedom, no lack of affliction. Only the mark of an outcast, the weight of regection and hate were seen. Rain clouds were drawn to him overhead. Slowly raindrops began to fall. Not after long rain...

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Body Swap Part 5

posted by sowem

Sorry you, always have to wait so long, I keep struggling to decide what happens next and the it's power outages, exams, etc. All of the sudden my computer won't let me on fanpop and I have to use my dad's computer.

Skipper: Hey, the hatch finally opened!
Marlene: There's the braniac!

They all went for him, but as they jumped 1 by 1 Kowalski paralyzed them. And once the king froze Mort jumped onto his (Skipper's) feet, knowing that Julien can't kick him away now, then he got frozen too.

Julien: Show's you for touching the feet!

Kowalski: That's everyone! Wait! I'm missing one!

Skipper: Over here!...

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Penguin Bloopers: Romantic Guitar <3 (from Littlefoot)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope you enjoy it. :)
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Romantic Guitar: Take 1

Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! Guitar me! Por favor!

Rico: *hacks up guitar*

Skipper: (not realizing that its an electric guitar) *plucks string* *LOUD GUITAR SOUND*

Private/Kowalski/Skipper: Aaah! My ears!!!!

Rico: AHHH YEAH!

Director: Rico! Spanish guitar! Not electric!

Kowalski: What about Danish metrics?

Private: No! I think he said Famous sitar tactics!

Kowalski: Oh yeah Private! That makes sense!

Skipper: What are we...

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The Penguin Who Loved Me (2)

posted by peacebaby7

“Sorry about that compadre. Not too much I can do about him. Anyway, we are going to help you get over this.” Skipper told Kowalski after Julien’s attempted interference. “But how?” Kowalski asked. “Ugh! Enough Kowalski! I’ve had enough of your ‘buts’!” Private suppressed a giggle. “Private! Do you have to giggle at every ‘but’ reference?” Skipper asked the young cadet angrily. “Sorry sir.” Private replied. “What do you want to do Kowalski?” Skipper asked his lieutenant. “Wallow in self-pity…” Kowalski muttered. Skipper slapped him. “Kowalski! There’s...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

The pengins began to proceed their journey before the sun came up to spare themselves from the blistering sun for awhile. That morning the heat was untoleratentable. By eleven Rico couldn't take walking anymore, so he slid on his belly.

As they inclined up a hill Private's eyes randomly began to light up. He daydreamed off into the distance. It wasn't long before Rico and Kowalski joined him in his gaze.

"What are you boys looking at? I don't see anything." Skipper questioned.

"Don't you see the H.Q.?" Kowalski said pointing to nothing.

"No, what are you talking about Kowalski? It's a...

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Where I Belong Chapter 5: The Cold Hard Truth

posted by legendary7

Note: This is not the final chapter. There's going to be one or maybe a couple more. I hope I get more comments this time, because last time I didn't get as many comments as anticiapated. Please, comment, if you wish, you don't have to, though.

The next day Skipper went fishing again, and Private was alone. Private took the diary and tried to take off from where he had left off.
Dear Diary,
It is the day before the wedding.
No that wasn't it. He finally reached it.
Dear Diary,
.......................... we decided to name him Private.
Private dropped the book in shock. Then it hit him: his mother's...

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Where I Belong Chapter 2: Goodnight, Private

posted by legendary7

As the figure got closer Private shut his eyes and fell into a deep sleep. Skipper emerged out of the fog and rushed to Private's side.
S: "Private! Private, wake up! Please speak to me!"
Skipper put his head to Private's ice cold chest. A faint heartbeat caught his attention. His raced through the treacherous blizzard. He concluded his sprint when they reached a cave. Skipper held Private tight in his trembling flippers. He strode deeper into the cave with Private in his grasp firmly. Even though the immense cave seemed dank and mysterious, Skipper felt comfortable in it. After all, this was...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 3

posted by legendary7

Skipper picked up four meduim sized fish. Once again he was interupted by panic. Kowalski's screams echoed through the whole manor.
S: "Kowalski?!"
Skipper darted up the stairs and to the main room where Kowalski was sitting in his chair with his head on the table. He also had his eyes closed.
S: "Kowalski what's wrong!?"
Kowaski woke up and stopped screaming but looked terrified.
K: "I had a dream th-that I chopped all of you into little pieces!"
Rico cautiously stepped forward helping the injured and speechless Private walk. There were cuts on him that looked as if he had been assaulted by some...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

They tired and hungry, especially the lemurs who weren't used to walking so long.
Ma: "I'm beat. Can we stop for the night."
K: "Negative,"
The whole team was yawning. It was apparent they all needed rest.

---Factory---
It was dead silent for awhile.
P: "Help! Please some one!"
N: "I don't think anyone can hear you from in here, Private."
Private noticed Skipper groaning.
P: "Skipper, are you sure you're okay?"
S: "I have a major headache,"
N: "Wait, Skipper, did you say you were tired and dizzy before?"
S: "Yes, but why does that matter?"
N: "Did you get hit on your head?"
S: "Yeah, matter of fact I lost...

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Kowalski and Blowhole duet

posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. You don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole:...

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Mad Scientist (part 1)

posted by chaos-ice

“Ah huh, Bingo!” Kowalski said proudly.

“What is it Kowalski?” Skipper asked as he moves near Kowalski.

“I have completed my energy converter and it’s now ready for action” Kowalski said.

“So what does it do? I hope this gotta be good” Skipper crossed his flippers

“It will convert negative energy to positive energy and vice versa” Kowalski replied.

“Okay, now explain it in English, less brainiac” Skipper said sarcastically.

“This thing can convert evil things to goodness” Kowalski explained.

“And?” Skipper asked thinking that this device might also have a negative...

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A Week in Death Chapter 3: Is this true?

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper couldn't really describe it, the car crashing into him, he didn't feel much, all he could describe the feeling as being: "Like a cork popping out of a wine bottle". He looked around and all he saw were cars zooming across the road, then realized his team was gone, he walked around endlessly. "Well it seems we got separated by that bump," said Skipper. "Gotta get back to the HQ, they're probably worried to death about me," said Skipper. Skipper then looked around and saw a map on the ground, he picked it up and looked at the street he was at. "Ah, just 2 miles away, not very far at all,"...

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Highschool!- Part 9

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski unlocked the doors and Lilly jumped into the front seat. "Hey. Ready to go?" Lilly asked, waving goodbye to her mother. Kowalski nodded his head and drove off to their destination.
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DATE LOCATION!!!!!!
"Kowalski. When can I take this blindfold off?" Lilly asked, touching the blue cloth on her eyes. "Now." Kowalski replied. Parking the car. Lilly removed the blindfold from her eyes and saw a large gray building with a big blue model earth on top. "Is this the.." "Yeah! The science center!" Kowalski exclaimed, bouncing with excitment....

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PoM Comic Books Better Than Episodes?

posted by Bluepenguin

I'm reading some of the synopsises of the PoM comic books on Madagascar Wikia, and some are better than the real episodes!

Issue 1: Synopsis - "Join the Penguins of Madagascar on an all-new mission! When the Penguins discover that the zoo's new platypus Mia has been separated from her eggs, they put their military minds together to hatch a plan for a Great Escape - back to her native Australia! Goodbye New York, Hello adventure!"

Issue 2: Synopsis - "Stranded in Brazil, Skipper enlists the help of some unusual locales, including a snake named Jose who is anything but, in order to reunite his...