Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam Fish (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation Penguin Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was fruit punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a penguin marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest penguin by two years ran hurrying towards the Skipper.
"Rico, Your late.. And whats with the mohawk?" Skipper questioned.
Rico was about to reply but was interrupted by Manfriedy and Johnson sliding towards them.
"We've spotted the Major!" Manfriedy said with delight.
"Major-GENERAL is the correct term." Kowalski the smartest penguin corrected. Skipper slapped him.
"No time for your school-house-sucks lessons Kowalski!" Skipper scolded "We just need to wait for the Major...General..."
A few minutes later the Major General came towards them holding..An egg?
"Fish, what a present surprise to see you." Skipper said saluting. then the others saluted.
"Ah, Captian Skipper... I'd like a favor to ask you...
I'd like to request if you would take my.. son.
Mary had him 3 months ago. Sadly the war has gotten way to viscious. Mary will have to go back being a nurse again-"
Skipper interruppted "Wait, so we are...Babysitting? We're here to fight General. not to play patty-cake!"
Kowalski smiled "I'd be glad to take a younger recruit into our flippers."
Skipper motioned him to shut his beak.
"Skipper, wouldn't you please? You'll need a new recruit..." Sam went off.
"I already have 4 already! I can't take on 5! Tired of the back talking punks."
"Actually... you only have..2... I'll need to take Manfriedy and Johnson. They are going on there own peril missions."
Skipper looked surprised "I understand...Major.."
"General" Kowalski coughed.
Sam sighed. "I pray you keep my son in good terms." Sam handed his egg over with a suitcase of various items.
"Whats all this for?" Skipper questioned.
"He'll have to know what our family looks like.
Because. I might not survive."
"....Good Luck Major...General." Skipper saluted "And good luck.. You guys too." he saluted to Manfriedy and Johnson.
Then they had left off.
"Wait, What is this eggs name?" Kowalski asked.
"I'm not certain. It's to late. Sam's left already."
"Perhaps we could name him... Like Albert, or Edward...." Kowalski went through names.
"No, I'm the Skipper, and I'll name him...
His names Private."
Kowalski and Rico blinked twice.
"Private..? Thats actually er, an exotic name..." Rico said.
"Well enough chatting, let's get busy training this egg." Skipper said.

And so........................
To be continued X3